This is EuroClub, the Eurovision Song Contest's official nightclub.
I went there on "Fortunate Friday", the night before the Eurovision Song Contest.
There was a Danish drag queen.
And a German DJ.
And an Israeli band called EuroFalsh.
There were also hotdogs being served at the bar.
And, inexplicably, no women.
I headed to the smoking area to find out who these Eurovision fans want to win the competition.
But, remember, folks:
