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    Updated on Sep 30, 2019. Posted on Apr 26, 2017

    21 Vegetable Jokes That Are So Dumb They're Actually Hilarious

    Get a leek at these jokes.

    1. What did the cucumber say when he saw the plane?

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    2. Why did the baba ganoush grow up big and strong?

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    3. Why did the tomato get embarrassed?

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    4. Which vegetable did Noah leave off the ark?

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    5. What’s the coolest vegetable?

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    6. What did the sweet potato say to the pumpkin?

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    7. What do you call an angry pea?

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    8. Why do fungi have to pay double bus fares?

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    9. Which vegetable might you find in your basement?

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    10. What is small, round, and giggles a lot?

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    11. Which vegetable always shows up in the lost and found?

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    12. What do you get if you divide the circumference of a pumpkin by its diameter?

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    13. What is green and goes to a summer camp?

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    14. What did the father tomato say to the baby tomato whilst on a family walk?

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    15. How do you fix a cracked pumpkin?

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    16. Where did the broccoli go to have a few drinks?

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    17. How do you turn soup into gold?

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    18. What is a honeymoon salad?

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    19. What do you call two rows of vegetables?

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    20. Why did the tomato blush?

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    21. What did the lettuce say to the celery?

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    That's shallot!