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19 Jokes About Siblings That Are Waaaaay Too Real

Mom: "Do you want this?" Me: "No." Mom: "Ok I'll give it to your brother." Me: "No I want it."

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[hugging mom at sister's funeral] "And you said I'd never be your favorite"


"Please go play with your brother. That's basically the reason we had him."


I think the only girl I know that hasn't said "you're like a brother to me" is my sister.


My sister asked if I stole her cream sweater. Uh, yeah. Who else would've stolen it? You think a burglar broke in and was like "Cute top!"


I wish all my younger siblings would appreciate how low I set the bar for them.


Me: hey dad, what did you do before the internet? Dad: you have thirteen bros n sisters, do the math son.


Just finished writing my name on all of the gifts my brother bought for everyone in the family. Christmas shopping complete.


That moment when your sister and her husband come over to your place for a visit but really it's cause there's a Pokemon in your living room


Me: You ate all the cookies and your sister got none. What does that tell you? 4-year-old: I won.


nothing like your hairdresser pointing out your gray hairs on your younger sister's wedding day to make you really feel 💯


Found my missing cardigan when my sister posted a FB pic of her wearing it.


Mom: "Do you want this?" Me: "No." Mom: "Ok I'll give it to your brother." Me: "No I want it."


Me: Shhh, your brother is still sleeping. 4yo: *runs upstairs CRASH JUMP "Wake up!" SLAM *runs back downstairs "No, he's not."


My sister has promised to sing at my funeral. I hope she goes before I do.


*sees sister's facebook post that her dog died* how do i tell her i love her & i'll always be there for her *clicks sad face button* perfect


My mom just put a picture on Facebook that says, "Share if your daughter is beautiful AND smart." Plot twist! She tagged my sister.


Pregnant wife: Are you going to be a good big sister? 3-year-old: Babies are jerks.


Nothing like having your younger brother get engaged & become a homeowner to make you feel old, broke and alone. Thank God for alcohol.


Mom always said she didn't have a favorite child, which was tough because I don't have any brothers or sisters.