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    17 "Come Dine With Me" Jokes That Are Funny And True

    "Why does everyone on Come Dine With Me do fish cakes, beef Wellington, and Eton mess?"

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    Why does everyone on Come Dine with me do fish cakes, beef Wellington and Eton mess

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    If Dave Lamb dies they'd be better off cancelling come dine with me rather than trying to replace him

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    Hate a tactical voter on Come Dine with Me... No Barbara, I saw you happily munch the whole three courses, he deserved more than a 4 you cow

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    What's a day off without 4 hours of come dine with me

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    but why does nobody have round plates on come dine with me?¿

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    Come Dine With Me when there's a vegan on is like a crash course on how to be passive aggressive

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    my ex didn't wanna go on couples come dine with me, with me. obvs it wasn't a huge deal but it's an indication of personality

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    I think they should do a student come dine with me and its basically a week of who can cook the best pasta

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    the come dine with me intro is so decadent and classy when really all you're gonna see is Linda from Stoke on Trent serving up a spag bol

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