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19 Times Twitter Perfectly Summed Up Your Inner Grandma

"I'm gonna be honest. I got kicked out of the club because I fell asleep standing up."

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You know you're getting old when you fall down and wonder what else you can do while you're down there.

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In bed before 8 o'clock. This is the way life should be. #innergrandma

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Well, I have no idea what I'm doing with my life, but I have microwaveable slippers on right now so I can't complain.

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I know I'm getting old cause I was looking forward to this all day. Night cap and a good book.

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You know you're old when you get excited about buying a laundry bin. This one is a great example of wicker though.

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The older I get... The more I need naps after eating #grandmaatheart

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Three years ago I bought one pair of elasticated waisted trousers. I've never looked back & now all my trousers are stretchy. #GettingOld 😀

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All of my recent texts are about a cashmere sweater sale at Uniqlo and I am painfully aware that I turn 24 this month #GettingOld

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You know you're getting old when you get excited about adding raisins to your oatmeal.

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You know you're old when your favourite kind of plans are canceled plans.

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Got an Amazon gift card for Christmas, just used it to buy pillows and a cook book, I'm officially old 👴🏻

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9:30 Saturday night: making scones. Guess I'm officially old.

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After the teens behind me took a selfie with the guy I sat next to on the plane, I asked them who he was. YouTube star. I'm officially old.

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I'm gonna be honest, I got kicked out of the club because I fell asleep standing up #GrandmaAtHeart

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You don't know what happiness is until you get a memory foam mattress cover. I'm so old.

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Nowadays my Facebook timeline is either flooded with food recipes or wedding pictures. God, I'm old.

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major 🔑: preheat the heated blanket before u go out so when u come back turnt u crawl into bed like wow this is lush

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It took me almost 2 hours to figure out how to backup and update my phone #grandmaatheart

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You know you're getting old when you have to have a drink to motivate you to go out & have a drink.

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