27 Times The Spice Girls Looked Better Than You
Scary, Baby, Sporty, Ginger, and Posh were the best.
When Sporty wore an Adidas tracksuit, Scary wore a skin-tight purple catsuit, and Ginger basically just wore wrapping paper.
The time they wore the most exciting shoes the world had ever seen, especially Victoria's because hers look like snakes climbing up her legs.
When Posh got something else wrapped around her left leg, Scary got her bra out, and Sporty wore trousers made out of that material you usually only see on pillows.
When Baby paired a sheer jumpsuit with a denim jacket and Scary tied shredded peacock feathers around her neck.
When Mel B and Emma didn't get the "On Wednesdays We Wear Black" memo.
The time they wore matching white suits.
The time they wore matching pinstripe suits.
When Scary coordinated her cape, underwear, and over-the-knee boots.
When Mel C forgot to wear a top under her cardigan but remembered her Mary-Kate & Ashley sunglasses.
When Posh, Scary, and Baby realised that wearing men's suits can be sexy if your bra's on show.
When this happened.
The time Mel B basically just wore her dress back to front.
When Geri wore a glittery blue two-piece and Emma wore my nan's winter coat.
When everyone except Sporty dressed up, because she was literally too sporty to care.
When Scary decided her '90s thing was just not wearing tops.
When Posh and Baby decided to apply bright red blusher around their eyes instead of on their cheeks.
The time Ginger wore a lime green, floor length satin skirt.
When Posh wore that weird shoe that looks like a snake climbing up her leg again. But she only wore one instead of both.
When Mel B found the best puffa jacket ever made.
But then somehow found a better one.
The time actual Victoria Beckham, who sometimes hangs out with Anna Wintour, wore leopard print trousers.
When Scary dressed for the beach, Sporty dressed for a run, and Geri just wore pinstripes.
Even when traitor Geri left, they managed to look good in leather.
And in unidentifiable shiny materials.
Meanwhile, traitor Geri just showed off her thong at the Ivy.
While the rest of them continued to look better than we can ever dream of looking.
Conclusion: You and I will never look as good as the Spice Girls did in the late '90s.
OK you can all go home now, bye.
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