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Jan 14, 2015

27 Times The Spice Girls Looked Better Than You

Scary, Baby, Sporty, Ginger, and Posh were the best.

1. When Sporty wore an Adidas tracksuit, Scary wore a skin-tight purple catsuit, and Ginger basically just wore wrapping paper.

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2. The time they wore the most exciting shoes the world had ever seen, especially Victoria's because hers look like snakes climbing up her legs.

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3. When Posh got something else wrapped around her left leg, Scary got her bra out, and Sporty wore trousers made out of that material you usually only see on pillows.

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4. When Baby paired a sheer jumpsuit with a denim jacket and Scary tied shredded peacock feathers around her neck.

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5. When Mel B and Emma didn't get the "On Wednesdays We Wear Black" memo.

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6. The time they wore matching white suits.

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7. The time they wore matching pinstripe suits.

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8. When Scary coordinated her cape, underwear, and over-the-knee boots.

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9. When Mel C forgot to wear a top under her cardigan but remembered her Mary-Kate & Ashley sunglasses.

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10. When Posh, Scary, and Baby realised that wearing men's suits can be sexy if your bra's on show.

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11. When this happened.

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12. The time Mel B basically just wore her dress back to front.

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13. When Geri wore a glittery blue two-piece and Emma wore my nan's winter coat.

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14. When everyone except Sporty dressed up, because she was literally too sporty to care.

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15. When Scary decided her '90s thing was just not wearing tops.

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16. When Posh and Baby decided to apply bright red blusher around their eyes instead of on their cheeks.

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17. The time Ginger wore a lime green, floor length satin skirt.

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18. When Posh wore that weird shoe that looks like a snake climbing up her leg again. But she only wore one instead of both.

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19. When Mel B found the best puffa jacket ever made.

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20. But then somehow found a better one.

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21. The time actual Victoria Beckham, who sometimes hangs out with Anna Wintour, wore leopard print trousers.

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22. When Scary dressed for the beach, Sporty dressed for a run, and Geri just wore pinstripes.

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23. Even when traitor Geri left, they managed to look good in leather.

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24. And in unidentifiable shiny materials.

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25. Meanwhile, traitor Geri just showed off her thong at the Ivy.

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26. While the rest of them continued to look better than we can ever dream of looking.

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27. Conclusion: You and I will never look as good as the Spice Girls did in the late '90s.

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OK you can all go home now, bye.

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