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A Plea To Charlotte Church And Gavin Henson: Quit Pretending And Get Back Together

Get back together, already.

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Forget Jay Z and Beyoncé.

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Forget Neil Patrick Harris and David Burtka.

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Forget the Obamas.

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1. There's only one power couple worth remembering, and that's ~rugby legend~ Gavin Henson and ~Welsh songstress~ Charlotte Church.

They may have broken up in 2010, BUT I AM CONFIDENT THAT THEY WILL GET BACK TOGETHER BECAUSE IF THEY DON'T THEN NOTHING IN THIS WORLD MAKES SENSE.
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They may have broken up in 2010, BUT I AM CONFIDENT THAT THEY WILL GET BACK TOGETHER BECAUSE IF THEY DON'T THEN NOTHING IN THIS WORLD MAKES SENSE.

2. I mean, look at them. Just lovingly gazing into each other's eyes.

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3. Just looking glamorous in baby blue suede shoes, refusing to smile.

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4. Just enjoying a cheeky pint in a pub in Swansea because they were a normal couple who were madly in love and just happened to be famous.

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5. Look at Charlotte thinking, "Damn, I wish my tan were that bright."

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6. Look at Gavin thinking, "Woah, my girlfriend's headband game is on point."

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7. "I love the way she's coordinated her hairband, lipstick, earrings, coat buttons, bag, and shoes."

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8. "You know what would make this better? If I coordinated my tie too."

"May as well slick my hair back while I'm at it."
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"May as well slick my hair back while I'm at it."

9. Look at Charlotte proudly cheering her man on, admiring his red highlights from afar.

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10. Because back in the day, Charlotte got properly into bae's game.

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11. She wore his rugby shirt.

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12. She sang at his rugby matches.

Sometimes she sang with Katherine Jenkins, with her midriff exposed, in what was basically just an explosion of ~Welsh~.
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Sometimes she sang with Katherine Jenkins, with her midriff exposed, in what was basically just an explosion of ~Welsh~.

13. And she posed next to this photograph of him looking sultry behind a wire fence.

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14. Charlotte and Gavin are the only couple who could pull off a full-length sequin dress and 67 bottles of spray tan.

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15. The only couple who genuinely spent the same amount of time getting ready for an event.

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16. And the only couple who got even more glamorous in the rain.

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17. Wherever Charlotte walked, Gavin gazed at her admiringly.

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18. Even when they weren't standing next to each other, their love was palpable.

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19. Whether they were strolling through Cardiff with matching shopping bags...

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20. ... or walking home after one too many Cheeky Vimtos...

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21. ... they were MEANT TO BE.

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Now hurry up and get back together so I can start believing in love again, pleaaaaaaase.