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22 Things You'll Never Hear A Finnish Person Say

"Please, tell me more about how cold it is in England right now."

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4. "I wish my Nokia phone were more durable. It's broken again!"

6. "I have a fun idea: Let's have sex outside. It's just the weather for it!"

8. "It's a bit warm out here, I'm just going to take another layer off."

9. "I tell you what: Why don't we get another bottle of this reasonably-priced wine?"


12. "Wow, people who did the Ice Bucket Challenge are so brave. I can't imagine how cold it must be!"

15. "Can't wait to cycle to work in the morning."

17. "Fish fingers for lunch! What a novelty!"

18. "I was thinking I'd probably skip the hockey this year. I'm not really into it."

19. "I'll be there in five minutes."

21. "If anything, I don't have enough Moomin memorabilia."

22. "Hey there, how are you?"