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21 Things You'll Get If You're A Nice But Bitchy Person

You can go from having a pleasant conversation with a friend to bitching about them on the phone within seconds.

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3. And you always offer helpful advice whenever a friend asks for it.

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If your friend is feeling down, you'll show up with a bottle of wine. And you've sent your sister flowers when she's been a bit stressed before.

7. ...they'd know that deep down you can be a real bitch.

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Whenever someone tells you what a kind person you are, you always wonder how you have hidden the truth from them.

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10. And if anyone knew the mean conversations you've rehearsed in your head with everyone who has ever wronged you, they'd think you were incredibly petty.

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13. At school, you probably considered yourself the nice member of the bitchy friendship group.

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You were nice most of the time, but you loved getting stuck into a good old bitch.

14. Anyone who has ever got into an argument with you knows that you can get really catty.

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You're the kind of person who brings up previously resolved arguments just so you win the fight.

15. But, that said, you can go from being incredibly angry to being kind and thoughtful within a matter of seconds.

16. Even though people often confide in you, you rarely keep their secrets.

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There are some people, like your mum, who you tell literally everything to. Even when you've been sworn to secrecy.

17. And the reason you always know the gossip is because you have established a very clever gossip-trading system.

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If you tell someone some gossip, you expect some back. And so the cycle continues.

19. And whenever someone offends you, instead of just being the bigger person, you say the most over-the-top mean things about them to someone you trust.

20. Of course, you immediately feel bad about it.

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You overanalyse these kinds of conversations for days, which probably proves that deep down you're a nice person.

21. And you know that however nice you try to be, there will always be a part of you that's incredibly judgmental.

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