1.
This exact Ikea lampshade, hanging low enough for you to hit whenever you put your coat on.
2.
An entirely useless three-pronged fork.
4.
A mug full of squash that was taken from a careers fair.
5.
A slightly broken laundry drying rack.
6.
Clothes drying everywhere.
7.
A never-ending pile of washing up.
8.
A bin that needs to be emptied.
10.
A colourful rug that your mum bought to distract from the laminate pine flooring.
11.
A cleaning rota that you fully intend to stick to.
12.
Followed by a passive-aggressive note from your tidy housemate.
13.
A noticeboard full of pictures of schoolfriends you've kinda fallen out of touch with.
14.
A pint glass filled with pennies.
15.
A sheet of Domino's vouchers.
16.
A pile of takeout menus.
17.
A pack of playing cards stuck to a Lack Ikea table.
19.
This exact bottle of shampoo.
20.
A novelty shower curtain that smells musty and sticks to your body every time you wash.
21.
An overactive fire alarm.
22.
A radiator that you can't control.
23.
A student cookbook containing recipes so simple they actually make you worry for the human race.
25.
Fairy lights that turned out to be a lot shorter than you'd expected when you ordered them.
26.
Curtains that were presumably stolen from a Travelodge in the '70s.
27.
A pile of junk mail addressed to your house's previous tenants.
28.
This exact Fyllen laundry bin from Ikea.
29.
And a Henry Hoover that you wouldn't know how to empty even if you wanted to.
