1.
Wearing the chunkiest shoes you could get away with to school.
2.
Crimping your hair so often that it legit almost fell out.
3.
Alternatively, tying your hair up using as many glittery clips as you could possibly get your hands on.
4.
Managing to get a Blue Peter badge.
5.
Or better, getting gunged on Get Your Own Back.
6.
Owning a fizzy drink–themed pencil case.
7.
Talking to fake boys on Dream Phone.
8.
Owning a Tamagotchi and putting a serious amount of effort into keeping it alive.
9.
Teaching your Furby to speak English.
10.
Buying loads of Beanie Babies, and then never playing with them so as to keep them pristine.
11.
Fighting endlessly with your friends about who was which Spice Girl.
12.
Owning the biggest Barbie Dreamhouse of all your friends.
13.
Answering every insult with "I know you are, but what am I?"
14.
Dressing exclusively in denim.
15.
Scheduling your appointments in a Fun Fax.
16.
Covering your room in teeny tiny troll dolls.
17.
Making CDs by downloading music from Napster and then listening to them on your Walkman.
18.
Learning the exact coordinated dance routines to pop songs.
19.
Owning as much stuff that was simultaneously pink and fluffy as you could.
22.
And owning a fake baby and getting excited when it peed.
