1. When you left your GHDs switched on and then left the house.
2. When your Baby G beeped during a lesson.
3. When you were on MSN and your dad wanted to use the phone.
4. When you spent all your money on ringtones from Mizz magazine because you didn't realise you had to unsubscribe.
5. When you didn't press the eject button before removing your floppy disk from your desktop.
6. When you drank too much Sunny Delight.
7. When you put highlighter pen on your fingernails because you weren't allowed to wear nail varnish to school.
8. When your Nokia 3310 went off during school hours.
9. When you erased fountain pen from your work, but you pressed a bit too hard so your page went a bit fuzzy.
10. When you stayed up late to watch Big Brother.
11. When you forgot to turn your Tammy t-shirt inside out before your mum ironed it, so the plastic bit melted.
"You've only yourself to blame," — your guilty mum.