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23 Things You'll Only Understand If You're A Girl With Too Many Feelings

If anyone could read your meanest thoughts, you'd have literally zero friends.

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1. You're incapable of winning an argument because you always start crying before you're able to make your point.

And when you cry, you literally can't speak.
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And when you cry, you literally can't speak.

2. And you always come across as more aggressive than you mean to because you can't help but shout.

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Mid-way through any argument, your voice just gets louder. You can't help it.

3. Whenever you shout or cry, you get incredibly snotty.

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Even when you're meant to look nice, like at a wedding.

4. If you ever see someone looking remotely sad, you immediately start crying.

It always looks like you're stealing their crying thunder.
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It always looks like you're stealing their crying thunder.

5. Which is really awkward if you're the person who made them sad in the first place.

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If you have to tell someone bad news and they cry, you will 100% cry too.

6. Whenever you get told off at work, your eyes immediately start stinging.

I just walked in on two coworkers crying in a conference room and I was like, "mind if I join?"

Even if the telling off is minor, you have to stop yourself blinking until you get to the toilet.

7. And if someone says something remotely critical to you, you start having the meanest possible thoughts about them.

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If anyone could read your thoughts, you would literally have no friends.

8. You probably have one person, like a mum or a BFF or a S.O., who you voice all your meanest thoughts to.

If someone takes your seat on the bus, it's perfectly feasible that you will text your BFF wishing them dead.
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If someone takes your seat on the bus, it's perfectly feasible that you will text your BFF wishing them dead.

9. And sometimes you make really rash decisions that you'll regret a day later.

If your friend forgets to invite you to a party, you might delete them from all social media and send them a bitchy text that will inevitably make the situation worse.
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If your friend forgets to invite you to a party, you might delete them from all social media and send them a bitchy text that will inevitably make the situation worse.

10. When you're in a fight and you're the person in the right, you always mess it up by taking it too far.

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You'll be winning an argument, and then you'll make a really cutting remark about your S.O.'s ex's haircut and you'll seem really petty.

11. And you absolutely love making a customer complaint.

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Nothing gets you more agitated than an incorrectly issued overdraft fee.

12. Your worst trait is how easily you resort to a frustrated cry.

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If your washing machine breaks and you need to call a plumber, you'll almost certainly start crying before you start dialing their number.

13. But your best trait is how easily you feel other people's joy.

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You can cry happy tears by just watching relatives get reunited at the airport.

14. That said, you find it really difficult to keep good news a secret.

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If your friend tells you they have an amazing new job, you'll have texted your mum, sister, and best friend from year 5 before they've even had a chance to tell you to keep it secret.

15. If you're crying, anyone else asking if you're OK sets you off ten times worse than before.

You know they're only trying to help, but it really makes it worse.
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You know they're only trying to help, but it really makes it worse.

16. And someone giving you a hug pretty much ensures you'll be crying for the next three hours straight.

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You can't handle hugs when you cry at all.

17. You are the world's most emotional drunk.

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You either declare your love for your best friends, or pick fights with people who have vaguely wronged you in the past. Nothing else.

18. And hungover you is a whole new level of emotional.

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There's no part of you that is able to deal with the heightened emotions of being hungover.

19. You're well accustomed to trying to conceal a public transport cry.

Out of embarrassment, I just told a train passenger I'm crying cos my bf dumped me. Real reason is I'm listening to the Lion King soundtrack

And you never leave the house without tissues.

20. You may have even considered tracking the amount you cry to see if it's normal.

If you have to think about it, it's probably not.
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If you have to think about it, it's probably not.

21. You form really intense friendships really quickly.

You go from hardly knowing someone to telling them every detail of every interaction you had throughout your childhood.
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You go from hardly knowing someone to telling them every detail of every interaction you had throughout your childhood.

22. And you fall for people you're dating almost inappropriately fast.

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You want to tell them you love them on the second date, but you manage to reign it in.

23. But tbh, you wouldn't have it any other way.

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At least you're never going to struggle to talk about your feelings.