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23 Things You'll Only Understand If You're A Girl With Too Many Feelings

If anyone could read your meanest thoughts, you'd have literally zero friends.

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6. Whenever you get told off at work, your eyes immediately start stinging.

I just walked in on two coworkers crying in a conference room and I was like, "mind if I join?"

Even if the telling off is minor, you have to stop yourself blinking until you get to the toilet.

8. You probably have one person, like a mum or a BFF or a S.O., who you voice all your meanest thoughts to.


If someone takes your seat on the bus, it's perfectly feasible that you will text your BFF wishing them dead.


9. And sometimes you make really rash decisions that you'll regret a day later.


If your friend forgets to invite you to a party, you might delete them from all social media and send them a bitchy text that will inevitably make the situation worse.

10. When you're in a fight and you're the person in the right, you always mess it up by taking it too far.


You'll be winning an argument, and then you'll make a really cutting remark about your S.O.'s ex's haircut and you'll seem really petty.

12. Your worst trait is how easily you resort to a frustrated cry.

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If your washing machine breaks and you need to call a plumber, you'll almost certainly start crying before you start dialing their number.


14. That said, you find it really difficult to keep good news a secret.


If your friend tells you they have an amazing new job, you'll have texted your mum, sister, and best friend from year 5 before they've even had a chance to tell you to keep it secret.


19. You're well accustomed to trying to conceal a public transport cry.

Out of embarrassment, I just told a train passenger I'm crying cos my bf dumped me. Real reason is I'm listening to the Lion King soundtrack

And you never leave the house without tissues.