1. First things first: The best nightclub in Chester is Rosies. This is not up for debate.
2. You could easily get into Rosies before you were 18, because provided you got there early (we're talking pre-9pm), you didn't get ID'd.
3. And thanks to the (horribly named) 3-in-a-bed deal, getting a drink at both The Red Lion and Lakota first guaranteed you free entry.
4. You have taken part in at least one regrettable pole-based photoshoot at Rosies.
5. And you've drunk more sambuca chambers than you care to remember.
6. You've definitly had a nap on the second floor sofa area at some point in your life.
7. You've also fallen down the incredibly steep staircase that Rosies is built around on multiple occasions.
For no obvious reason, Rosies is built over three floors and the staircase that connects them all is about eight times as steep as your average staircase.