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24 Things Every British Kid With One Foreign Parent Will Get

But where do you feel like you're from?

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1. Because you dip in and out of two languages at home, sometimes you forget when you're with your friends.

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Which makes perfect sense to you and your parent, but can get slightly confusing for everyone else.

3. Besides, bitching about English people in a foreign language will never not be fun.

It's like you and your siblings have a secret, little gang.


4. Having two passports will always feel glam.

"Yeah I have a few stamps in this one, but most of my stamps are actually in my other one."

7. If it's your mum who is foreign, Mother's Day will be a massive headache.

Whyyyy is English Mother's Day on a different day to the rest of the world? Whyyyyy?


8. And if your foreign parent is European, they might insist you get them flowers on their name day.

If their first name is hyphenated, like my mum's, they might be really cheeky and ask for flowers on two separate days.

9. You may also celebrate Christmas on 24 December.

If you're lucky, you might ~combine~ traditions. So you'll get your main presents after dinner on Christmas Eve and your little presents when you wake up on Christmas Day.

10. You're super quick at converting currencies in your head.

13. Your non-English grandparents will be deeply suspicious of England. Specifically whether you are getting enough vitamins in England.

They'll send you regular packages from the pharmacy, which is actually quite sweet.


16. No matter where your foreign parent is from, they'll never stop moaning about the English weather.

17. There'll be foods you grew up eating that your English friends will have never tried.

18. And sometimes you'll just really crave a sweet you can't get here.

19. You'll find that your accent changes depending on who you're hanging out with.

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You'll get a sympathetic foreign accent if you spend too much time with your grandparents, but you'll sound fully English when you're here.


23. And you'll be randomly tuned in to two sets of pop culture.

Basically, you'll be more into Shakira and Shania Twain than the rest of your English friends.


24. But hey, at least it means you get to travel loads.

And you'll have started flying so young that you know you'll never be a nervous flyer.