1. On the process of ageing: "When you get older, you mature, and you start liking flowers."
2. On his own intelligence: "People don't think I've got the brains to be clever."
3. On how he stays grounded: "Driving is a sort of release for me. It's a bit of normality."
4. On the happiest day of his life: "I remember so clearly us going into hospital so Victoria could have Brooklyn. I was eating a Lion bar at the time."
5. On his literal career: "I've become a taxi driver overnight with the kids. I'm literally an Uber driver."
6. On where to draw the line when it comes to making comparisons: "I don't think you can compare scoring a goal with having a baby."
7. On the allure of rugby legend Gavin Henson: "I think I've lost a lot of my gay fans to Gavin Henson. It's a shame because I really love them."
8. On what he likes: "I like nice clothes, whether they're dodgy or not."
9. On great memories from when he was young: "My nan and grandad used to always have pie and mash. It's just a great memory from when I was young."
10. On swimwear: "I've always tended to go for the tighter, smaller trunks. I don't know why."
11. On getting his son christened: "We're definitely going to get Brooklyn christened, but we don't know into which religion."
12. On how he and Victoria spend their evenings: "We like to lock the doors at night and wander around naked."
13. On the best manager he's ever had at this level: "Alex Ferguson is the best manager I've ever had at this level. Well, he's the only manager I've actually had at this level. But he's the best manager I've ever had."
14. On his relationship with his parents: "My parents have always been there for me, ever since I was about 7."
15. On whether he is a volatile player: "Well, I can play in the centre, on the right, and occasionally on the left side."
16. On Pelé: "Pelé was a complete player. I didn't see him live obviously, because I wasn't born."
17. On the film Goal 3: "It's nerve-wracking but I'm sure these films will go down in history."
18. On the passage of time: "That was in the past – we're in the future now."