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19 Things Celebrities Do On Social Media That Normal People Cannot

Seriously.

1. Get others to photograph them from behind.

This is what it looks like when normal people do it...

2. Use Twitter as Google (and forget how to spell).

What r sites 4 paparazzi pics cause can't get Fkn tube & google gives weird stuff , but maybe I'm not doing it right ? Am in editing

This is what it looks like when normal people do it...

What is the qikist way 4 me 2 gt 2 Finsbury park? I have luked at City Mapper , but i cant work it out. Maybe i am not understanding ?

3. Use cash as a phone.

This is what it looks like when normal people do it...

4. Get unreasonably angry at wildlife.

Well that was weird. Found a lovely pond/lake not a fucking duck in sight. Maybe they was shy.....or maybe they was arrogant........pricks.

This is what it looks like when normal people do it...

Well that was weird. Spent lunch in a lovely park/square funny there was no pigeons. Maybe they was busy... or they're stupid.... slaaaaags.

5. Photoshop goofy pictures of themselves next to inspirational quotes.

This is what it looks like when normal people do it...

6. Declare their favourite fruit.

This is what it looks like when normal people do it...

7. Grab their own crotches.

This is what it looks like when normal people do it...

8. Offer inaccurate advice.

This is what it looks like when normal people do it...

9. Upload mid-workout shots.

This is what it looks like when normal people do it...

10. Praise themselves.

This is what it looks like when normal people do it...

you may be pretty, but you're not tabatha leggett

11. Photograph food on a fork.

This is what it looks like when normal people do it...

12. Ask very sincere questions.

This is what it looks like when normal people do it...

13. Open one eye really wide and pout.

This is what it looks like when normal people do it...

14. Ask people they don't know to hang out with them.

This is what it looks like when normal people do it...

15. Ask others to photograph them walking toward modes of transport.

This is what it looks like when a normal person does it...

16. Offer philosophical advice.

This is what it looks like when normal people do it...

I keep writing and reaching new blocks. But maybe that's for the best. I like the challenge, trying harder. Learning as life teaches.

17. Press water bottles against their faces.

This is what it looks like when normal people do it...

18. Just tweet their own names.

This is what it looks like when normal people do it...

19. Roll around among their shoes.

This is what it looks like when normal people do it...