27 Things Brits Do, According To Ridiculous Stock Images
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Gymnastics in a fully-body Union Jack leotard.
Wear false mustaches and hold up A4 posters of the Union Jack.
Measure their heart rate in front of the Union Jack.
Wear Union Jack socks.
Ask others whether they speak English by holding up a tablet in front of a Union Jack.
Ask others whether they speak English by writing it on a blackboard and standing in front of it.
Ask others whether they speak English by overlaying text onto a Union Jack, setting it as their desktop background and holding up their laptops at a jaunty angle, while flying through the sky.
Hold handfuls of Euro cents.
Present their coppers by turning out the insides of their pockets.
Hold ten pence pieces over their glabellas.
Stand on groynes and look down at their lovers.
Lean out of telephone boxes that they are not using.
Read books with the Union Jack on the cover.
Paint their faces in an effort to blend into a backdrop of the English flag.
Sit, cross-legged, on beds wearing Union Jack t-shirts.
Put whole fists into their mouths.
Bite into unreasonably large chocolate bars.
Stand facing the wrong way amidst other businesspeople.
Present old English books.
Tip large amounts of soil into flowerbeds using wheelbarrows.
Stick their tongues out, while wearing Union Jack t-shirts.
Hold hands and jump in front of the London Eye.
Look at each other, instead of popular tourist sights, through telescopes.
Open their jackets to reveal the Union Jack.
Attach Union Jacks to running children.
Paint their faces with the English flag and shout into empty spaces.
Conceal their faces with card versions of the Union Jack.
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