1. You'll soon work out that 50% of your freezer must be filled with Linda McCartney sausages at all times.
2. And the other 50% must be full of hash browns.
3. If one of you becomes vegetarian during the course of your relationship, everyone will ask whether you only did it because your S.O. is a vegetarian.
4. Your grandparents will be especially mad.
5. If one of you is a new vegetarian, you'll experiment will all kinds of meat alternatives for a while.
6. Eating out with friends often means ordering matching mushroom risottos.
7. And if you go out with a group and order sharing plates, the meat eaters will end up eating your mains as their sides.
8. But then they'll split the cost evenly.
9. The same will happen whenever you order takeaway as part of a group.
10. Which is why discovering new vegetarian restaurants together will soon become your favourite thing to do.
11. And you'll often eat half of two mains each, so you get to try more of the menu.
12. You'll also start collecting veggie cookbooks.
13. You'll share a bottle of multivitamins and remind each other to take them.
14. Eating the same foods means you'll actually get pretty good at cooking.
15. And if you invite friends over for dinner, there will always someone who is surprised that vegetarian food can actually be really nice.
16. Unless you serve them quorn. In which case someone will tell you it tastes like "cheap meat".
17. Your non-veggie friends will stress about inviting you over for dinner.
18. And events can be tricky, too.
19. Travelling together can sometimes be difficult. Especially if you're going somewhere like France.
20. You'll have a whole bunch of genuinely interesting conversations about vegetarianism.
*prepares to cook vegetarian chili* *spills the beans* Whoa, I suppose you could call that.. *lowers shades with a spatula*.. Kidney failure
But seriously: You'll umm and ahh about whether pet ownership is ethical forever.