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The Definitive Ranking Of Shag Band Bands

"I shagged him because my bracelet snapped."

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You remember shag bands.

Someone gave you one when you 15. Or maybe you had more than one. You knew the rule: if the band broke, you did what the chart told you to do.
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Someone gave you one when you 15. Or maybe you had more than one. You knew the rule: if the band broke, you did what the chart told you to do.

We're not judging. We're just ranking.

9. Gold = All of the above.

Adventurousness: 10.Fun factor: 7. Points lost because "all of the above" includes a lap dance, which has the potential to be excruciatingly awkward.Romance: 4.Comments: It's a bit much.
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Adventurousness: 10.

Fun factor: 7. Points lost because "all of the above" includes a lap dance, which has the potential to be excruciatingly awkward.

Romance: 4.

Comments: It's a bit much.

8. Orange = Love bite.

Adventurousness: 7. Fun factor: 3. Romance: 0. Comments: Neither fun to give nor receive, especially on purpose.
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Adventurousness: 7.

Fun factor: 3.

Romance: 0.

Comments: Neither fun to give nor receive, especially on purpose.

7. Red = A lap dance.

Adventurousness: 8.Fun factor: 4.Romance: 0.Comments: Likely to be incredibly awkward for all involved.
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Adventurousness: 8.

Fun factor: 4.

Romance: 0.

Comments: Likely to be incredibly awkward for all involved.

6. Pink = Flash.

Adventurousness: 9. Fun factor: 5. Romance: 0. Comments: Depending on who you share shag bands with, this has the potential to be very cringe.
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Adventurousness: 9.

Fun factor: 5.

Romance: 0.

Comments: Depending on who you share shag bands with, this has the potential to be very cringe.

5. White = Whatever the other person wants.

Adventurousness: 10.Fun factor: UNKNOWN.Romance: 7. Comments: Entirely dependent on your shag band pal's desires. Could lead to a beautiful relationship. Could lead to the end of a perfectly acceptable friendship. THERE'S NO WAY OF KNOWING.
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Adventurousness: 10.

Fun factor: UNKNOWN.

Romance: 7.

Comments: Entirely dependent on your shag band pal's desires. Could lead to a beautiful relationship. Could lead to the end of a perfectly acceptable friendship. THERE'S NO WAY OF KNOWING.

4. Blue = Oral sex.

Adventurousness: 10. Fun factor: 8. Romance: 8.Comments: Very cheeky. Could make your friendship cross a line you don't want to cross. But maybe you do want to cross that line?
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Adventurousness: 10.

Fun factor: 8.

Romance: 8.

Comments: Very cheeky. Could make your friendship cross a line you don't want to cross. But maybe you do want to cross that line?

3. Yellow = Hug.

Adventurousness: 1.Fun factor: 6.Romance: 5.Comments: It's always nice to have a hug.
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Adventurousness: 1.

Fun factor: 6.

Romance: 5.

Comments: It's always nice to have a hug.

2. Purple = Snog.

Adventurousness: 4.Fun factor: 7. Romance: 6.Comments: It's not too safe. But equally it's not too cheeky. It's almost the perfect result.
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Adventurousness: 4.

Fun factor: 7.

Romance: 6.

Comments: It's not too safe. But equally it's not too cheeky. It's almost the perfect result.

1. Black = Sex.

Adventurousness: 10.Fun factor: 10.Romance: 10.Comments: It's in the name, guys. If you don't want to shag, don't wear a shag band.
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Adventurousness: 10.

Fun factor: 10.

Romance: 10.

Comments: It's in the name, guys. If you don't want to shag, don't wear a shag band.