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The Definitive Ranking Of Shag Band Bands

"I shagged him because my bracelet snapped."

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9. Gold = All of the above.

Adventurousness: 10.

Fun factor: 7. Points lost because "all of the above" includes a lap dance, which has the potential to be excruciatingly awkward.

Romance: 4.

Comments: It's a bit much.


5. White = Whatever the other person wants.

Adventurousness: 10.

Fun factor: UNKNOWN.

Romance: 7.

Comments: Entirely dependent on your shag band pal's desires. Could lead to a beautiful relationship. Could lead to the end of a perfectly acceptable friendship. THERE'S NO WAY OF KNOWING.