1. Here's Samulli Vauramo staring straight into your soul.
2. And here's Freddie Ljungberg, ready to rip your clothes off.
3. Here's Darri Ingolfsson, proving that all the other men might as well give up now.
4. Because you're not going to meet anyone as hot as Pete Parkkonen.
5. Except Nikolaj Coster-Waldau, all dressed up and ready for the Screen Actors Guild Awards.
6. Imagine waking up next to Lauri Kalima every single day.
7. Imagine going out for dinner with Emil Þór Guðmundsso.
8. Imagine how jealous your friends would be if you dated Alexander Skarsgård.
9. Or Unnsteinn Manuel Stefánsson.
10. Imagine the last night chats you'd have with Jakob Oftebro.
11. The forests you'd explore Chairag Rashmikant Patel.
12. And imagine being Prince Carl Phillip of Sweden's princess.
13. Lars Mikkelsen would give you a back rub at the end of a long, hard day.
14. Joel Kinnaman would introduce you to his mother.
15. And Valtteri Filppula would work day and night to build you a little wooden cabin next to a vast lake.
16. Just look at Tobias Santelmann and tell me one thing: What is the point of non-Nordic men?
17. Now look at Thure Lindhart and answer me this: What is their purpose?
18. Other men aren't as chiseled as Olof Mellberg.
19. They're not as sophisticated as Viggo Mortensen.
20. They don't understand you the way Alexander Karim would.
21. So what are you waiting for? Move to Scandinevia and find your Trond Espen Seim.
22. Find your own Mads Mikkelsen to live in a remote cabin with.
