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24 Scandinavian Men Who Have Ruined All Other Men

Seriously. We all need to get Nordic boyfriends.

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1. Here's Samulli Vauramo staring straight into your soul.

Instagram: @samuelvauramo

2. And here's Freddie Ljungberg, ready to rip your clothes off.

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3. Here's Darri Ingolfsson, proving that all the other men might as well give up now.

Instagram: @thedarri

4. Because you're not going to meet anyone as hot as Pete Parkkonen.

5. Except Nikolaj Coster-Waldau, all dressed up and ready for the Screen Actors Guild Awards.

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6. Imagine waking up next to Lauri Kalima every single day.

Instagram: @laurikalima

7. Imagine going out for dinner with Emil Þór Guðmundsso.

8. Imagine how jealous your friends would be if you dated Alexander Skarsgård.

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9. Or Unnsteinn Manuel Stefánsson.

10. Imagine the last night chats you'd have with Jakob Oftebro.

11. The forests you'd explore Chairag Rashmikant Patel.

Instagram: @karpe_diem_offisiell

12. And imagine being Prince Carl Phillip of Sweden's princess.

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13. Lars Mikkelsen would give you a back rub at the end of a long, hard day.

14. Joel Kinnaman would introduce you to his mother.

Instagram: @joelkinnaman

15. And Valtteri Filppula would work day and night to build you a little wooden cabin next to a vast lake.

16. Just look at Tobias Santelmann and tell me one thing: What is the point of non-Nordic men?

Instagram: @santelmann

17. Now look at Thure Lindhart and answer me this: What is their purpose?

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18. Other men aren't as chiseled as Olof Mellberg.

19. They're not as sophisticated as Viggo Mortensen.

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20. They don't understand you the way Alexander Karim would.

Instagram: @alexanderkarim

21. So what are you waiting for? Move to Scandinevia and find your Trond Espen Seim.

22. Find your own Mads Mikkelsen to live in a remote cabin with.

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23. Because he's out there. Your Sebastian Jessen is out there.

Instagram: @sebastian_jessen

24. You just need to move north, and believe you'll find your own version of Peter Northug Jr. Because you can. And you will.

Instagram: @jantelov1