Shag, Marry, Kill: "Made In Chelsea" Vs. "TOWIE" Vs. "Geordie Shore"

Let the battle of the constructed reality TV shows commence.

1. The Bad Boy: Spencer, Mark or Gaz?

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  1. Shag?
    1. Spencer.
    2. Mark.
    3. Gaz.
  1. Marry?
    1. Spencer.
    2. Mark.
    3. Gaz.
  1. Kill?
    1. Spencer.
    2. Mark.
    3. Gaz.

2. The Sexy Blonde: Jamie, Gemma or Charlotte?

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  1. Shag?
    1. Jamie.
    2. Gemma.
    3. Charlotte.
  1. Marry?
    1. Jamie.
    2. Gemma.
    3. Charlotte.
  1. Kill?
    1. Jamie.
    2. Gemma.
    3. Charlotte.

3. The Bitch: Lucy, Mario or Vicky?

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  1. Shag?
    1. Lucy.
    2. Mario.
    3. Vicky.
  1. Marry?
    1. Lucy.
    2. Mario.
    3. Vicky.
  1. Kill?
    1. Lucy.
    2. Mario.
    3. Vicky,

4. The Best Friend: Ollie, Lydia or Holly?

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  1. Shag?
    1. Ollie.
    2. Lydia.
    3. Holly.
  1. Marry?
    1. Ollie.
    2. Lydia.
    3. Holly.
  1. Kill?
    1. Ollie.
    2. Lydia.
    3. Holly.

5. The Mother Hen: Binky, Nanny Pat or Sophie?

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  1. Shag?
    1. Binky.
    2. Nanny Pat.
    3. Sophie.
  1. Marry?
    1. Binky.
    2. Nanny Pat.
    3. Sophie.
  1. Kill?
    1. Binky.
    2. Nanny Pat.
    3. Sophie.

6. The One With A Temper: Millie, Kirk or Scott?

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  1. Shag?
    1. Millie.
    2. Kirk.
    3. Scott.
  1. Marry?
    1. Millie.
    2. Kirk.
    3. Scott.
  1. Kill?
    1. Millie.
    2. Kirk.
    3. Scott.

7. The Wannabe Musician: Caggie, Arg or Joel?

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  1. Shag?
    1. Caggie.
    2. Arg.
    3. Joel.
  1. Marry?
    1. Caggie.
    2. Arg.
    3. Joel.
  1. Kill?
    1. Caggie.
    2. Arg.
    3. Joel.

8. The Absolute Sweetie: Proudlock, Sam or Greg?

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  1. Shag?
    1. Proudlock.
    2. Sam.
    3. Greg.
  1. Marry?
    1. Proudlock.
    2. Sam.
    3. Greg.
  1. Kill?
    1. Proudlock.
    2. Sam.
    3. Greg.

9. The Cheeky Chap: Francis, Joey or James?

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  1. Shag?
    1. Francis.
    2. Joey.
    3. James.
  1. Marry?
    1. Francis.
    2. Joey.
    3. James.
  1. Kill?
    1. Francis.
    2. Joey.
    3. James.

10. The Cry Baby: Louise, Lucy or Dan?

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  1. Shag?
    1. Louise.
    2. Lucy.
    3. Dan.
  1. Marry?
    1. Louise.
    2. Lucy.
    3. Dan.
  1. Kill?
    1. Louise.
    2. Lucy.
    3. Dan.

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Tabatha Leggett is head of buzz at BuzzFeed UK and is based in London.
 
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