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Shag, Marry, Kill: "Made In Chelsea" Vs. "TOWIE" Vs. "Geordie Shore"

Let the battle of the constructed reality TV shows commence.

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  1. Shag?

    Correct
    Incorrect
    Spencer.
    Correct
    Incorrect
    Mark.
    Correct
    Incorrect
    Gaz.
    Correct!
    Wrong!

    You don't know where Spencer's been, so he's out and Mark won't be able to take his eyes off a mirror for long enough to focus on the activity at hand. Gaz is your best bet - and his parsnip has received a glowing review from Charlotte.

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  1. Marry?

    Correct
    Incorrect
    Spencer.
    Correct
    Incorrect
    Mark.
    Correct
    Incorrect
    Gaz.
    Correct!
    Wrong!

    Of the three, Mark's probably the least likely to cheat and break your heart. He's the best of a bad bunch.

  1. Kill?

    Correct
    Incorrect
    Spencer.
    Correct
    Incorrect
    Mark.
    Correct
    Incorrect
    Gaz.
    Correct!
    Wrong!

    Spencer messed around Funda, then Caggie, then Louise and finally Lucy. And also he went on "The Bachelor", which renders him undateable. He's got to go.

  1. Shag?

    Correct
    Incorrect
    Jamie.
    Correct
    Incorrect
    Gemma.
    Correct
    Incorrect
    Charlotte.
    Correct!
    Wrong!

    Jamie. Obviously Jamie. Why wouldn't you shag Jamie? Jamie's great.

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  1. Marry?

    Correct
    Incorrect
    Jamie.
    Correct
    Incorrect
    Gemma.
    Correct
    Incorrect
    Charlotte.
    Correct!
    Wrong!

    Remember when Gemma made Mick that pie? If you married her, she'd probably make you pies all the time. Yum.

  1. Kill?

    Correct
    Incorrect
    Jamie.
    Correct
    Incorrect
    Gemma.
    Correct
    Incorrect
    Charlotte.
    Correct!
    Wrong!

    Charlotte wets the bed way too regularly to risk sharing one with her.

  1. Shag?

    Correct
    Incorrect
    Lucy.
    Correct
    Incorrect
    Mario.
    Correct
    Incorrect
    Vicky.
    Correct!
    Wrong!

    Mario cheated on Lucy for pretty much the entirety of their relationship, and she kept going back for more. You need to find out what all the fuss is about and shagging him is the best way to do it.

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  1. Marry?

    Correct
    Incorrect
    Lucy.
    Correct
    Incorrect
    Mario.
    Correct
    Incorrect
    Vicky.
    Correct!
    Wrong!

    I know, I know. Controversial choice. But when Lucy dated Spencer, she was actually quite nice. Ergo, she'd probably make a good wife.

  1. Kill?

    Correct
    Incorrect
    Lucy.
    Correct
    Incorrect
    Mario.
    Correct
    Incorrect
    Vicky,
    Correct!
    Wrong!

    Vicky's just too moody. Besides, Vicky and Ricci rhyme and you'll never be able to match that.

  1. Shag?

    Correct
    Incorrect
    Ollie.
    Correct
    Incorrect
    Lydia.
    Correct
    Incorrect
    Holly.
    Correct!
    Wrong!

    If she's good enough for Frankie Cocozza, Holly's good enough for us.

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  1. Marry?

    Correct
    Incorrect
    Ollie.
    Correct
    Incorrect
    Lydia.
    Correct
    Incorrect
    Holly.
    Correct!
    Wrong!

    If only because marrying Lydia means you get Debbie as your mother-in-law, which would obviously be incredible.

  1. Kill?

    Correct
    Incorrect
    Ollie.
    Correct
    Incorrect
    Lydia.
    Correct
    Incorrect
    Holly.
    Correct!
    Wrong!

    There'd just be too much drama with Ollie. And since he cut his hair, things just aren't the same.

  1. Shag?

    Correct
    Incorrect
    Binky.
    Correct
    Incorrect
    Nanny Pat.
    Correct
    Incorrect
    Sophie.
    Correct!
    Wrong!

    You can't marry Binky because you'd never live up to her mum's expectations. But you also can't kill her because she's just too nice. So you're going to have to shag her.

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  1. Marry?

    Correct
    Incorrect
    Binky.
    Correct
    Incorrect
    Nanny Pat.
    Correct
    Incorrect
    Sophie.
    Correct!
    Wrong!

    There's really no competition here, is there? It's got to be Nanny Pat. Just think of all those sausage plaits she'd make you.

  1. Kill?

    Correct
    Incorrect
    Binky.
    Correct
    Incorrect
    Nanny Pat.
    Correct
    Incorrect
    Sophie.
    Correct!
    Wrong!

    It's sad, because she's lovely, but you wouldn't be able to kill Binky or Nanny Pat. Bye, Sophie.

  1. Shag?

    Correct
    Incorrect
    Millie.
    Correct
    Incorrect
    Kirk.
    Correct
    Incorrect
    Scott.
    Correct!
    Wrong!

    You can't marry Kirk because he has serious daddy issues, but obviously you'd shag him because he's fit.

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  1. Marry?

    Correct
    Incorrect
    Millie.
    Correct
    Incorrect
    Kirk.
    Correct
    Incorrect
    Scott.
    Correct!
    Wrong!

    Pictures from Millie and Pro Green's wedding prove that Millie looks beaut in a wedding dress. She's a clear winner.

  1. Kill?

    Correct
    Incorrect
    Millie.
    Correct
    Incorrect
    Kirk.
    Correct
    Incorrect
    Scott.
    Correct!
    Wrong!

    Scott's bromance with Gaz is so strong that you'd never get a look in. He's out.

  1. Shag?

    Correct
    Incorrect
    Caggie.
    Correct
    Incorrect
    Arg.
    Correct
    Incorrect
    Joel.
    Correct!
    Wrong!

    Joel is a terrible boyfriend, and yet Sophie won't break up with him. You're going to have to shag him to find out why.

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  1. Marry?

    Correct
    Incorrect
    Caggie.
    Correct
    Incorrect
    Arg.
    Correct
    Incorrect
    Joel.
    Correct!
    Wrong!

    Of course you'd marry Caggie. Although her guest appearance on "Come Dine With Me" proved that she can't cook to save her life, she is lovely.

  1. Kill?

    Correct
    Incorrect
    Caggie.
    Correct
    Incorrect
    Arg.
    Correct
    Incorrect
    Joel.
    Correct!
    Wrong!

    Arg is so clearly not over Gemma that he'd never pay you enough attention.

  1. Shag?

    Correct
    Incorrect
    Proudlock.
    Correct
    Incorrect
    Sam.
    Correct
    Incorrect
    Greg.
    Correct!
    Wrong!

    You'd so obviously shag Proudlock. He's outrageously attractive.

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  1. Marry?

    Correct
    Incorrect
    Proudlock.
    Correct
    Incorrect
    Sam.
    Correct
    Incorrect
    Greg.
    Correct!
    Wrong!

    Aw, Greg. The only nice guy on "Geordie Shore" ever. Of course you'd marry him.

  1. Kill?

    Correct
    Incorrect
    Proudlock.
    Correct
    Incorrect
    Sam.
    Correct
    Incorrect
    Greg.
    Correct!
    Wrong!

    This is really sad, but Sam's got to go. She's not marriage material (Billie would always get in the way), and it's too soon after her break up with Joey to shag her.

  1. Shag?

    Correct
    Incorrect
    Francis.
    Correct
    Incorrect
    Joey.
    Correct
    Incorrect
    James.
    Correct!
    Wrong!

    James. Obviously James. Holly's given shagging James a glowing review.

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  1. Marry?

    Correct
    Incorrect
    Francis.
    Correct
    Incorrect
    Joey.
    Correct
    Incorrect
    James.
    Correct!
    Wrong!

    Remember when Francis was trying to woo Sophia. IT WAS THE CUTEST THING THAT HAS EVER HAPPENED. Imagine if he did that to you. It would be the best.

  1. Kill?

    Correct
    Incorrect
    Francis.
    Correct
    Incorrect
    Joey.
    Correct
    Incorrect
    James.
    Correct!
    Wrong!

    Joey's a child, so you can't shag or marry him. Which means you have to kill him.

  1. Shag?

    Correct
    Incorrect
    Louise.
    Correct
    Incorrect
    Lucy.
    Correct
    Incorrect
    Dan.
    Correct!
    Wrong!

    It'd be a sympathy shag, but you have to shag Dan so the "Geordie Shore" boys stop bullying him about never bringing girls back to the house. Take one for the team.

  1. Marry?

    Correct
    Incorrect
    Louise.
    Correct
    Incorrect
    Lucy.
    Correct
    Incorrect
    Dan.
    Correct!
    Wrong!

    Awh, Lucy. She's so nice, she's got a banging bod and she deserves to be treated well. Marry her.

  1. Kill?

    Correct
    Incorrect
    Louise.
    Correct
    Incorrect
    Lucy.
    Correct
    Incorrect
    Dan.
    Correct!
    Wrong!

    Eugh, kill Louise. All she ever does is cry.