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Shag, Marry, Kill: "Made In Chelsea" Vs. "TOWIE" Vs. "Geordie Shore"

Let the battle of the constructed reality TV shows commence.

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  1. Shag?

    Spencer.
    Spencer.
    Mark.
    Mark.
    Gaz.
    Gaz.
    Correct!
    Wrong!

    You don't know where Spencer's been, so he's out and Mark won't be able to take his eyes off a mirror for long enough to focus on the activity at hand. Gaz is your best bet - and his parsnip has received a glowing review from Charlotte.

Shag, Marry, Kill: "Made In Chelsea" Vs. "TOWIE" Vs. "Geordie Shore"

  1. Marry?

    Spencer.
    Spencer.
    Mark.
    Mark.
    Gaz.
    Gaz.
    Correct!
    Wrong!

    Of the three, Mark's probably the least likely to cheat and break your heart. He's the best of a bad bunch.

Shag, Marry, Kill: "Made In Chelsea" Vs. "TOWIE" Vs. "Geordie Shore"

  1. Kill?

    Spencer.
    Spencer.
    Mark.
    Mark.
    Gaz.
    Gaz.
    Correct!
    Wrong!

    Spencer messed around Funda, then Caggie, then Louise and finally Lucy. And also he went on "The Bachelor", which renders him undateable. He's got to go.

Shag, Marry, Kill: "Made In Chelsea" Vs. "TOWIE" Vs. "Geordie Shore"

  1. Shag?

    Jamie.
    Jamie.
    Gemma.
    Gemma.
    Charlotte.
    Charlotte.
    Correct!
    Wrong!

    Jamie. Obviously Jamie. Why wouldn't you shag Jamie? Jamie's great.

Shag, Marry, Kill: "Made In Chelsea" Vs. "TOWIE" Vs. "Geordie Shore"

  1. Marry?

    Jamie.
    Jamie.
    Gemma.
    Gemma.
    Charlotte.
    Charlotte.
    Correct!
    Wrong!

    Remember when Gemma made Mick that pie? If you married her, she'd probably make you pies all the time. Yum.

Shag, Marry, Kill: "Made In Chelsea" Vs. "TOWIE" Vs. "Geordie Shore"

  1. Kill?

    Jamie.
    Jamie.
    Gemma.
    Gemma.
    Charlotte.
    Charlotte.
    Correct!
    Wrong!

    Charlotte wets the bed way too regularly to risk sharing one with her.

Shag, Marry, Kill: "Made In Chelsea" Vs. "TOWIE" Vs. "Geordie Shore"

  1. Shag?

    Lucy.
    Lucy.
    Mario.
    Mario.
    Vicky.
    Vicky.
    Correct!
    Wrong!

    Mario cheated on Lucy for pretty much the entirety of their relationship, and she kept going back for more. You need to find out what all the fuss is about and shagging him is the best way to do it.

Shag, Marry, Kill: "Made In Chelsea" Vs. "TOWIE" Vs. "Geordie Shore"

  1. Marry?

    Lucy.
    Lucy.
    Mario.
    Mario.
    Vicky.
    Vicky.
    Correct!
    Wrong!

    I know, I know. Controversial choice. But when Lucy dated Spencer, she was actually quite nice. Ergo, she'd probably make a good wife.

Shag, Marry, Kill: "Made In Chelsea" Vs. "TOWIE" Vs. "Geordie Shore"

  1. Kill?

    Lucy.
    Lucy.
    Mario.
    Mario.
    Vicky,
    Vicky,
    Correct!
    Wrong!

    Vicky's just too moody. Besides, Vicky and Ricci rhyme and you'll never be able to match that.

Shag, Marry, Kill: "Made In Chelsea" Vs. "TOWIE" Vs. "Geordie Shore"

  1. Shag?

    Ollie.
    Ollie.
    Lydia.
    Lydia.
    Holly.
    Holly.
    Correct!
    Wrong!

    If she's good enough for Frankie Cocozza, Holly's good enough for us.

Shag, Marry, Kill: "Made In Chelsea" Vs. "TOWIE" Vs. "Geordie Shore"

  1. Marry?

    Ollie.
    Ollie.
    Lydia.
    Lydia.
    Holly.
    Holly.
    Correct!
    Wrong!

    If only because marrying Lydia means you get Debbie as your mother-in-law, which would obviously be incredible.

Shag, Marry, Kill: "Made In Chelsea" Vs. "TOWIE" Vs. "Geordie Shore"

  1. Kill?

    Ollie.
    Ollie.
    Lydia.
    Lydia.
    Holly.
    Holly.
    Correct!
    Wrong!

    There'd just be too much drama with Ollie. And since he cut his hair, things just aren't the same.

Shag, Marry, Kill: "Made In Chelsea" Vs. "TOWIE" Vs. "Geordie Shore"

  1. Shag?

    Binky.
    Binky.
    Nanny Pat.
    Nanny Pat.
    Sophie.
    Sophie.
    Correct!
    Wrong!

    You can't marry Binky because you'd never live up to her mum's expectations. But you also can't kill her because she's just too nice. So you're going to have to shag her.

Shag, Marry, Kill: "Made In Chelsea" Vs. "TOWIE" Vs. "Geordie Shore"

  1. Marry?

    Binky.
    Binky.
    Nanny Pat.
    Nanny Pat.
    Sophie.
    Sophie.
    Correct!
    Wrong!

    There's really no competition here, is there? It's got to be Nanny Pat. Just think of all those sausage plaits she'd make you.

Shag, Marry, Kill: "Made In Chelsea" Vs. "TOWIE" Vs. "Geordie Shore"

  1. Kill?

    Binky.
    Binky.
    Nanny Pat.
    Nanny Pat.
    Sophie.
    Sophie.
    Correct!
    Wrong!

    It's sad, because she's lovely, but you wouldn't be able to kill Binky or Nanny Pat. Bye, Sophie.

Shag, Marry, Kill: "Made In Chelsea" Vs. "TOWIE" Vs. "Geordie Shore"

  1. Shag?

    Millie.
    Millie.
    Kirk.
    Kirk.
    Scott.
    Scott.
    Correct!
    Wrong!

    You can't marry Kirk because he has serious daddy issues, but obviously you'd shag him because he's fit.

Shag, Marry, Kill: "Made In Chelsea" Vs. "TOWIE" Vs. "Geordie Shore"

  1. Marry?

    Millie.
    Millie.
    Kirk.
    Kirk.
    Scott.
    Scott.
    Correct!
    Wrong!

    Pictures from Millie and Pro Green's wedding prove that Millie looks beaut in a wedding dress. She's a clear winner.

Shag, Marry, Kill: "Made In Chelsea" Vs. "TOWIE" Vs. "Geordie Shore"

  1. Kill?

    Millie.
    Millie.
    Kirk.
    Kirk.
    Scott.
    Scott.
    Correct!
    Wrong!

    Scott's bromance with Gaz is so strong that you'd never get a look in. He's out.

Shag, Marry, Kill: "Made In Chelsea" Vs. "TOWIE" Vs. "Geordie Shore"

  1. Shag?

    Caggie.
    Caggie.
    Arg.
    Arg.
    Joel.
    Joel.
    Correct!
    Wrong!

    Joel is a terrible boyfriend, and yet Sophie won't break up with him. You're going to have to shag him to find out why.

Shag, Marry, Kill: "Made In Chelsea" Vs. "TOWIE" Vs. "Geordie Shore"

  1. Marry?

    Caggie.
    Caggie.
    Arg.
    Arg.
    Joel.
    Joel.
    Correct!
    Wrong!

    Of course you'd marry Caggie. Although her guest appearance on "Come Dine With Me" proved that she can't cook to save her life, she is lovely.

Shag, Marry, Kill: "Made In Chelsea" Vs. "TOWIE" Vs. "Geordie Shore"

  1. Kill?

    Caggie.
    Caggie.
    Arg.
    Arg.
    Joel.
    Joel.
    Correct!
    Wrong!

    Arg is so clearly not over Gemma that he'd never pay you enough attention.

Shag, Marry, Kill: "Made In Chelsea" Vs. "TOWIE" Vs. "Geordie Shore"

  1. Shag?

    Proudlock.
    Proudlock.
    Sam.
    Sam.
    Greg.
    Greg.
    Correct!
    Wrong!

    You'd so obviously shag Proudlock. He's outrageously attractive.

Shag, Marry, Kill: "Made In Chelsea" Vs. "TOWIE" Vs. "Geordie Shore"

  1. Marry?

    Proudlock.
    Proudlock.
    Sam.
    Sam.
    Greg.
    Greg.
    Correct!
    Wrong!

    Aw, Greg. The only nice guy on "Geordie Shore" ever. Of course you'd marry him.

Shag, Marry, Kill: "Made In Chelsea" Vs. "TOWIE" Vs. "Geordie Shore"

  1. Kill?

    Proudlock.
    Proudlock.
    Sam.
    Sam.
    Greg.
    Greg.
    Correct!
    Wrong!

    This is really sad, but Sam's got to go. She's not marriage material (Billie would always get in the way), and it's too soon after her break up with Joey to shag her.

Shag, Marry, Kill: "Made In Chelsea" Vs. "TOWIE" Vs. "Geordie Shore"

  1. Shag?

    Francis.
    Francis.
    Joey.
    Joey.
    James.
    James.
    Correct!
    Wrong!

    James. Obviously James. Holly's given shagging James a glowing review.

Shag, Marry, Kill: "Made In Chelsea" Vs. "TOWIE" Vs. "Geordie Shore"

  1. Marry?

    Francis.
    Francis.
    Joey.
    Joey.
    James.
    James.
    Correct!
    Wrong!

    Remember when Francis was trying to woo Sophia. IT WAS THE CUTEST THING THAT HAS EVER HAPPENED. Imagine if he did that to you. It would be the best.

Shag, Marry, Kill: "Made In Chelsea" Vs. "TOWIE" Vs. "Geordie Shore"

  1. Kill?

    Francis.
    Francis.
    Joey.
    Joey.
    James.
    James.
    Correct!
    Wrong!

    Joey's a child, so you can't shag or marry him. Which means you have to kill him.

Shag, Marry, Kill: "Made In Chelsea" Vs. "TOWIE" Vs. "Geordie Shore"

  1. Shag?

    Louise.
    Louise.
    Lucy.
    Lucy.
    Dan.
    Dan.
    Correct!
    Wrong!

    It'd be a sympathy shag, but you have to shag Dan so the "Geordie Shore" boys stop bullying him about never bringing girls back to the house. Take one for the team.

Shag, Marry, Kill: "Made In Chelsea" Vs. "TOWIE" Vs. "Geordie Shore"

  1. Marry?

    Louise.
    Louise.
    Lucy.
    Lucy.
    Dan.
    Dan.
    Correct!
    Wrong!

    Awh, Lucy. She's so nice, she's got a banging bod and she deserves to be treated well. Marry her.

Shag, Marry, Kill: "Made In Chelsea" Vs. "TOWIE" Vs. "Geordie Shore"

  1. Kill?

    Louise.
    Louise.
    Lucy.
    Lucy.
    Dan.
    Dan.
    Correct!
    Wrong!

    Eugh, kill Louise. All she ever does is cry.

Shag, Marry, Kill: "Made In Chelsea" Vs. "TOWIE" Vs. "Geordie Shore"

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