38 Reasons You Should Never Visit Finland
It's the absolute worst of the Nordic countries.
Finland? It's not very nice.
The scenery's not very impressive.
Helsinki's just like any other capital city.
And the Northern Lights aren't all they cracked up to be.
Summers in Finland are pretty unspectacular.
I mean, there's nothing nice to eat.
And saunas are pretty overrated.
Who actually enjoys an open-water dip in the evening?
Finnish summer cottage culture is ridiculously overrated.
I mean, who wants to spend all day looking out at this view?
And the fact that the sun never sets? Boring.
Finns aren't great at food.
And their puddings aren't all that good either.
And as for their celebrations? Very forgettable.
But you know what's even worse than Finland in summer? Finland in winter.
There's just too much snow.
And it's not like this is a ridiculously cute way to travel.
The wildlife in Finland is pretty unspectacular.
Seriously, there's nothing special to see.
Nope. Nothing cute at all.
What about this idiot? No one cares about him.
No one does any interesting sports in Finland.
It's all just fairly mundane.
The main problem with Finland is that there's nowhere to get away for a bit.
No where to just sit and collect your thoughts.
And it's not like Finnish design is world famous.
Everything they make in Finland is pretty ugly.
Their sausages are rubbish.
There's no berries to be found.
And there's no seaside in Finland.
Staying overnight in a glass igloo is probably pretty crap.
Helsinki is filled with unattractive sculptures.
And building a church inside a rock was a pretty dumb idea.
Talking of dumb ideas, whoever thought solid Easter eggs were a good idea was an idiot.
So was whoever thought of hosting an annual opera festival in this gross castle.
Finland's for losers.
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