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26 Jokes From "Gavin & Stacey" That Are Just 10/10

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1. When Nessa's wedding dress made everyone speechless.

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2. When Bryn got to tell the joke he'd been rehearsing all morning.

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3. When Dave Coaches laid out the rules of the coach.

"Are we all right to smoke, then?""Smoking, yeah. My motto is fags and weed; glue and speed, but I draw the line at crack. That way everyone knows where they stand."
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"Are we all right to smoke, then?"

"Smoking, yeah. My motto is fags and weed; glue and speed, but I draw the line at crack. That way everyone knows where they stand."

4. When Deano asked Pam for a half and half.

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5. When Bryn discovered YouTube.

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6. When Nessa made an unorthodox Santa.

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7. When Doris just understood the true meaning of Christmas.

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8. When Nessa tried to work out where Lucy was.

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9. When Rudi accidentally rhymed.

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10. When Bryn was very taken by a large pepper shaker.

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11. When Nessa revealed a bit too much about her past.

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12. When Bryn caught up on his social media.

13. When Nessa taught Neil an important distinction.

14. When Mick guessed Pam's eye spy immediately.

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15. When Nessa and Smithy taught Neil how to build a sandcastle and proved they really are the perfect family.

"Oh. Before we do, I gotta warn you, Neil. Don't get your hopes up, all right/ Coz it might all crumble before you and you'll be left with a big pile of sand before your eyes.""Well, no, that's not gonna happen if we give it the special tap.""You give it the special tap. Of course you do. Goes without sayin'."
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"Oh. Before we do, I gotta warn you, Neil. Don't get your hopes up, all right/ Coz it might all crumble before you and you'll be left with a big pile of sand before your eyes."

"Well, no, that's not gonna happen if we give it the special tap."

"You give it the special tap. Of course you do. Goes without sayin'."

16. When Bryn dressed up for Gwen's birthday barn dance.

17. When Lucy was busy... again.

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18. When Nessa told Stacey what was on her mind.

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19. When Smithy made the perfect Indian take away order.

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20. When Nessa exhibited her unflappable self-confidence.

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21. When Doris gave Stacey a bit of advice.

"The thing to remember is, don't go giving him nothing on the first night.""Really?""Well, no, not nothing. A kiss, a cuddle, a cheeky finger. Just don't go settling the whole farm."
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"The thing to remember is, don't go giving him nothing on the first night."

"Really?"

"Well, no, not nothing. A kiss, a cuddle, a cheeky finger. Just don't go settling the whole farm."

22. When Nessa made absolutely no exceptions.

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23. When Bryn started to crack under the pressure of organising a surprise party for Gwen.

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24. When Doris didn't make the salad for Nessa's wedding.

"Where's the salad? Where's the salad? THERE'S THE SALAD! Now leave me alone!"
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"Where's the salad? Where's the salad? THERE'S THE SALAD! Now leave me alone!"

25. When Nessa told Stacey what she actually wanted to do.

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26. And when Pam considered entering Britain's Got Talent.

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