1. You never win an argument, because you always start crying before you get to make your point.
2. And you always look insincere when you cry about other people's problems.
3. Because seeing someone else crying is guaranteed to make you cry.
4. But seeing someone else really happy can make you cry too.
5. You're an expert at feeling your eyes prickle, and then not blinking until you get to the loo.
6. People being nice to you when you're crying just makes it worse.
7. And hugging you when you're weeping just sets you off even more.
8. But the worst is when you've been crying, but you think you're done, so you dry your eyes and get on with your day. But then someone asks, "Are you OK?"
9. If you're drunk, you're a million times more likely to cry than normal.
10. But you know that hungover crying is even worse than drunk crying.
11. And the most annoying type of cry is the frustrated cry.
12. You've never made it through the sad bit of a TV show or film without bawling your eyes out.
13. And there are loads of songs that make you burst into tears the moment they come on.
14. But nothing is as risky as reading a sad book before you go to bed.
15. Except a wedding. There is no part of you that can handle a wedding.
Weddings r cool bc u can cry in public about other stuff as long as u look in the general direction of the bride + groom
And you don't cry delicately at weddings; you snotty cry.
16. You always carry tissues around with you.
17. And, if you wear makeup, you always opt for waterproof mascara.
18. Every time you get told off at work, even if it's for the most minor thing, you cry.
19. And reading sad news at your desk never fails to get you.
20. But sometimes you don't even know why you're crying.
Sorry Im late i was in the parking lot crying
This is the most confusing type of cry.
21. And you can never get to sleep if you suspect someone you spoke to in the daytime seemed a bit down.
22. But hey, at least you're very in touch with your emotions.
