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16 Knock Knock Jokes That Are So Dumb They're Actually Amazing

"Knock knock, who's there?"

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1. "Knock knock."

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"Who's there?"

"A broken pencil."

"A broken pencil who?"

2. "Knock knock."

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"Who's there?"

"Europe."

"Europe who?"

3. "Knock knock."

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"Who's there?"

"Theodore!"

"Theodore who?"

4. "Knock knock."

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"Who's there?"

"Amos."

"Amos who?"

5. "Knock knock."

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"Who's there?"

"Al."

"Al who?"

6. "Knock knock."

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"Who's there?"

"Cows go."

"Cows go who?"

7. "Knock knock."

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"Who's there?"

"To."

"To who?"

8. "Knock knock."

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"Who's there?"

"Little old lady."

"Little old lad who?"

9. "Knock knock."

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"Who’s there?"

"Nana."

"Nana who?"

10. "Knock knock."

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"Who’s there?"

"Etch."

"Etch who?"

11. "Knock knock."

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"Who’s there?"

"Police."

"Police who?"

12. "Knock knock."

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"Who's there?"

"Euripides."

"Euripides who?"

13. "Knock knock."

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"Who's there?"

"Mikey."

"Mikey who?"

14. "Knock knock."

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"Who's there?"

"Olive."

"Olive who?"

15. "Knock knock."

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"Who’s there?"

"Hanna."

"Hanna who?"

16. "Will you remember me in a year?"

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"Yes."

"Will you remember me in a month?"

"Yes."

"Will you remember me in a week?"

"Yes."

"Knock knock."

"Who's there?"