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21 Jokes That Will Make Anyone Who Owns A Fitbit Laugh

"I remember when peer pressure was all about drugs and promiscuous sex. Now it's Fitbit and who has the best gluten free recipes."

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Inventor of Fitbit falls off Machu Pichu, but does hit ten thousand steps on the way down

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[being chased round my house by a murderer] ME: PLEASE STOP THIS IS SENSELESS MURDERER: What? ME: [puts Fitbit on] Ok carry on

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[Fitbit commercial with me] BEFORE: lazy guy AFTER: lazy guy who had $129

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I keep my fitbit in the original box same as I do my special edition Malibu Barbie.

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If I hit my Fitbit goal I don't move anymore. It can get a little dicey sitting in a crosswalk with cars honking and swerving around me.

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I just ordered a Fitbit and my bank called to see if my card was stolen.

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I make sure to put my fitbit on before getting dressed so I get credit for all the calories I burn trying on 400 outfits before I pick one.

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I woke up mid sprint last night because I was dreaming there was a bear in my apartment. I'm pissed I didn't sleep with my Fitbit on.

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What's kind of collar is your cat wearing? Normal. Is that a Fitbit? No. Really? You don't know how many carbs in a blue jay, do you?

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Friend: I'd go crazy if I had to wear an ankle monitor and have every step tracked. Me (nodding): How's your #Fitbit doing?

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I remember when peer pressure was all about drugs and promiscuous sex. Now it's Fitbit and who has the best gluten free recipes.

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Accidentally connected my Fitbit account to Facebook and now everyone knows I only walked 13 steps yesterday.

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Calm down 'Fitbit' joggers. I can drink one 5-Hour Energy and reach my target heart rate without even getting off my couch

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I've reprogrammed my FitBit to allow for more me time. And by reprogram, I mean I've attached it to the leg of a deer. I was born to run.

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You know you're a bad dancer when your Fitbit thought you were swimming at the club last night.

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Just ate an order of cheese fries and smoke started coming out of my Fitbit.

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Fitbit dashboard of a college student: Sunday: 14 hours of sleep, 100 steps Monday-Saturday: 4 hours of sleep, 10k steps

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On my home screen I surrounded the Fitbit app with a bunch of food delivery apps so it knows what's up.

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I can't get out of bed, my Fitbit is charging and my steps won't count

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