Sports·Posted on 11 Jan 201721 Jokes That Will Make Anyone Who Owns A Fitbit Laugh"I remember when peer pressure was all about drugs and promiscuous sex. Now it's Fitbit and who has the best gluten free recipes."by Tabatha LeggettBuzzFeed Staff, UK LinkFacebookPinterestTwitterMail 1. Milton Jones @themiltonjones Inventor of Fitbit falls off Machu Pichu, but does hit ten thousand steps on the way down 07:56 PM - 09 Jan 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 2. Jon @ArfMeasures [being chased round my house by a murderer] ME: PLEASE STOP THIS IS SENSELESS MURDERER: What? ME: [puts Fitbit on] Ok carry on 07:16 PM - 10 Oct 2016 Reply Retweet Favorite 3. View this post on 4. Burt @iamburtjarvis [Fitbit commercial with me] BEFORE: lazy guy AFTER: lazy guy who had $129 03:26 PM - 10 Jun 2016 Reply Retweet Favorite 5. Brian Rale @brian_rale I keep my fitbit in the original box same as I do my special edition Malibu Barbie. 05:01 PM - 24 Sep 2016 Reply Retweet Favorite 6. SingleBabyMama @_SingleBabyMama If I hit my Fitbit goal I don't move anymore. It can get a little dicey sitting in a crosswalk with cars honking and swerving around me. 03:53 AM - 18 Oct 2016 Reply Retweet Favorite 7. View this post on 8. JAY [ham] KAY @NurseMurderer I just ordered a Fitbit and my bank called to see if my card was stolen. 09:28 PM - 12 Aug 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite 9. bananafanafofisa @lisaxy424 I make sure to put my fitbit on before getting dressed so I get credit for all the calories I burn trying on 400 outfits before I pick one. 01:22 PM - 14 Oct 2016 Reply Retweet Favorite 10. Mare_Bear @Willie_Ham I woke up mid sprint last night because I was dreaming there was a bear in my apartment. I'm pissed I didn't sleep with my Fitbit on. 01:59 PM - 21 Oct 2016 Reply Retweet Favorite 11. Christopher Moore @TheAuthorGuy What's kind of collar is your cat wearing? Normal. Is that a Fitbit? No. Really? You don't know how many carbs in a blue jay, do you? 09:13 PM - 10 Oct 2016 Reply Retweet Favorite 12. lawprofblawg @lawprofblawg Friend: I'd go crazy if I had to wear an ankle monitor and have every step tracked. Me (nodding): How's your #Fitbit doing? 01:46 PM - 17 Oct 2016 Reply Retweet Favorite 13. Ryan @swimmer_ryry I remember when peer pressure was all about drugs and promiscuous sex. Now it's Fitbit and who has the best gluten free recipes. 08:29 AM - 24 Jun 2016 Reply Retweet Favorite 14. mark @TheCatWhisprer Accidentally connected my Fitbit account to Facebook and now everyone knows I only walked 13 steps yesterday. 02:18 PM - 17 Oct 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite 15. Saucy Kensington @Book_Krazy Calm down 'Fitbit' joggers. I can drink one 5-Hour Energy and reach my target heart rate without even getting off my couch 01:33 PM - 26 Aug 2014 Reply Retweet Favorite 16. Staçicle @girl_a_whirl I've reprogrammed my FitBit to allow for more me time. And by reprogram, I mean I've attached it to the leg of a deer. I was born to run. 10:47 PM - 14 Jun 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite 17. adrianna @adriannastyIes You know you're a bad dancer when your Fitbit thought you were swimming at the club last night. 09:15 PM - 06 Jan 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 18. Abe Yospe @Cheeseboy22 Just ate an order of cheese fries and smoke started coming out of my Fitbit. 03:02 AM - 24 Dec 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite 19. Lindsay Ryan @Laahh_5 Fitbit dashboard of a college student: Sunday: 14 hours of sleep, 100 steps Monday-Saturday: 4 hours of sleep, 10k steps 03:14 AM - 21 Oct 2016 Reply Retweet Favorite 20. mark @TheCatWhisprer On my home screen I surrounded the Fitbit app with a bunch of food delivery apps so it knows what's up. 06:43 PM - 08 Mar 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite 21. Pugnado @LuvPug I can't get out of bed, my Fitbit is charging and my steps won't count 03:37 PM - 09 Jan 2016 Reply Retweet Favorite