The 10 Uni Commandments, According To Vod From “Fresh Meat”

She’s a wise one, Vod.

1. Alcohol is thy god. Thou shalt have no other gods before me.

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Seriously, no other gods.

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2. Thou shalt not take the sentiment of love in vain.

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3. Thou shalt not judge thy friends and their choices.

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4. Thou shalt never engage in a PDA.

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5. Thou shalt strive to tell the truth, wherever possible. Even when it hurts.

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And thou shalt remind thy friends to do the same.

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6. Thou shalt work hard and without distraction.

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7. Thou shalt study hard, and with snacks.

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8. Thou shalt endeavour to distinguish between potential suitors at all times.

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9. Thou shalt perfect the art of the nod-and-smile.

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10. And when all else fails, thou shalt dance.

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