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If You've Done 29/44 Of These Things, You're Secretly An OAP

Are you secretly a twentysomething grandma?

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  1. Tick off all the things you've done
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    Gone to bed at 10pm.
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    Gone to bed at 9.30pm and read your book for half an hour before falling asleep.
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    Knitted anything.
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    Cancelled plans with a friend in favour of having a bath.
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    Cancelled plans with a friend in favour of watching TV.
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    Spent a weekend baking.
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    Visited a National Trust property.
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    Watched two or more episodes of a property show back-to-back.
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    Watched two or more episodes of a gardening show back-to-back.
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    Watched two or more episodes of a cooking show back-to-back.
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    Worn a vest.
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    Packed a rain mac even though the weather was good, just in case.
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    Packed an umbrella even though the weather was good, just in case.
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    Packed an jumper even though the weather was good, just in case.
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    Worn suncream even though it was raining, just in case.
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    Kept mints in your handbag.
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    Reminded your friends to go to the loo before leaving a restaurant.
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    Worn sensible shoes on a night out.
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    Bought more than two pieces of specialised kitchen equipment.
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    Owned a scented candle.
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    Owned a houseplant.
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    Owned a food processor.
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    Owned a cardigan.
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    Called it a cardy.
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    Owned a matching set of pyjamas.
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    Arrived more than 15 minutes early to an event.
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    Planned an entire weekend around the meals you want to cook.
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    Hosted a dinner party that ended at a sensible time.
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    Worn fluffy bed socks.
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    Gone to the cinema in the daytime.
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    Thoroughly enjoyed the homeware section of John Lewis.
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    Thoroughly enjoyed the whole experience of going to IKEA.
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    Especially the food bit at the end.
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    Ordered dinner from an early bird menu.
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    Genuinely enjoyed cleaning your home.
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    And ironing your clothes.
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    Even the bed sheets.
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    Kept a diary.
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    Subscribed to a vegetable box.
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    Taken a multi-vitamin.
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    Left a party early so you could get the last train home.
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    Finished your chores before noon on a Saturday.
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    Owned more than two herbal teas.
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    Owned a cosy blanket.
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