The ladies of Geordie Shore are known for having a way with words.
They know how to charm men.
They've mastered the art of subtle flirting.
They exhibit a certain je ne sais quoi.
So I downloaded Tinder and got to work sending unsuspecting men Geordie Shore quotes to see if I could master the art of ~talking to men~.
First up, I matched with the lovely Max. It didn't go well, but I did learn my first lesson.
Perhaps I was coming on a bit strong. So with my next match, Robert, I played my cards differently. I went straight in with an insult.
I needed to change my tactics. Perhaps if I told the men what I didn't want, they'd be more responsive. That's what I tried with Demis. But tbh, he just seemed a bit confused.
But then things started to take a turn for the better. I messaged lothario Kevin a classic menstruation-based chat up line, and he bloody loved it!
My first drink offer! And I didn't even need to tell him I was ready for my clit to tingle! Lesson learned: Men like it when your body parts are caused to feel a prickling sensation!