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How Fancy Is Your Grandmother?

Is she really fancy?

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  1. Tick off every statement that applies to your grandmother.

    Insists that you call her “gran”
    Insists that you call her “grannie”
    Is referred to by others in your family as “grannie Meg”, or whatever her name is
    Serves you Earl Grey in a cup with a saucer whenever you visit
    Serves biscuits on a plate
    Wears a full face of makeup every day
    Has a signature perfume that she's worn for longer than you've lived
    Is obsessed with the royal family
    Especially Zara Phillips, who seems like such a lovely girl
    But vehemently denies being obsessed with the royal family
    Reads The Daily Telegraph
    Does The Daily Telegraph crossword
    Reads The Spectator
    Always drinks wine with lunch
    Often drinks wine before lunch
    Serves her fancy whiskey that she’s been saving since the ‘60s
    Makes her own sloe gin
    Idolises Joan Collins
    Bitches about television presenters with regional accents
    But not Claudia Winkleman; she’s charming
    Appreciates the long dresses on Strictly that no one really has occasion to wear anymore
    Shops at Waitrose
    Shops at M&S
    Has opinions about the different cashiers at the supermarket
    And the garden centre
    And the Post Office
    Listens to The Archers
    Goes to the hairdressers weekly
    Cannot understand how the hairdresser can afford such nice holidays
    Wears twin sets
    Wears pearls
    Only orders clothes from catalogues
    Is obsessed with the tennis
    Is obsessed with the cricket
    Would love to go on a cruise if it weren’t for the clientele
    Goes to church exclusively for the neighbourhood gossip
    Bitches about how the neighbourhood is changing
    Goes to The Proms
    Attends the weddings of distant family members and bitches if they are not 100% traditional
    Disapproves of men with beards
    Shakes hands with any S.O.s you introduce her to
    Uses Imperial Leather soap
    Obsesses over her garden
    But still employs a gardener
    Wears high heels at all times, even indoors
    Is pleasantly surprised when her GP is competent
    Thinks getting a bus pass is beneath her
    Knits cardigans
    Judges restaurants entirely on their waiting staff, not their food
    Cooks a full three-course meal whenever she has you over
    And talks a lot about when being posh meant really being posh

How Fancy Is Your Grandmother?

Your grandmother isn't very posh at all, and that suits you just fine. She can be difficult from time to time, but on the whole she's great fun and you wouldn't change her for the world.

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Your grandmother is definitely a little bit posh. She is always dressed beautifully and going to visit her is always a real treat. She's great and you wouldn't change a thing about her.

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Your grandmother is incredibly posh. She's always dressed meticulously, and she loves to keep you up to date with what's going on with the royal family. What a babe.

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