Called a cup of tea a "brew".Drank a can of "pop".Called someone...?Called someone...?Called someone...?Called something you like...?Called something you like...?Called a moody person...?Called an alley a "ginnel".Said...?Exclaimed...?Called your friend...?Agreed to do something by saying...?Exclaimed...?Accused someone of...?Described fussing over something as...?Described your pants as...?Described something pleasant as...?"Tashed on" with someone?Got "mortal".Described one of your gang as...?Instead of saying "very", said...?Described food as...?Called a child a...?Owned a reasonably sized house.Smoked a "tab".Made a proper cup of tea.Shopped at Booths.Shopped at Cooplands.Eaten pease pudding.Called a bread roll a barm cake.Eaten butter pie.Eaten a Yorkshire pudding.Eaten black pudding.Eaten chips and gravy.Eaten chips and curry sauce.Eaten an Eccles cake.Eaten a Manchester tart.Eaten Bury simnel cake.Eaten singin' hinnies.Eaten a Goosnargh cake.Eaten hindle wakes.Eaten a Cumberland rum nicky.Eaten a Stottie cake.Eaten Rumbledethumps.Eaten a chicken parmo.Eaten a Chester pudding.Eaten parkin.Eaten a scollop butty.Eaten Westmorland pepper cake.Eaten Scouse.Eaten tatty ash.Eaten Malkin pie.Eaten pan haggerty.Eaten tripe and mushrooms.Eaten rag pudding.Eaten black peas.Drank Vimto.Paid a reasonable fare for a taxi.Argued about where "the North" starts.Paid less than a fiver for a pint.Been to Manchester.Been to Leeds.Been to Wakefield.Been to York.Been to Newcastle.Been to Middlesbrough.Been to Darlington.Been to Bradford.Been to Durham.Been to Hartlepool.Been to the Pennines.Been to Northumberland.Been to Alnmouth.Been to Oldham.Been to Sheffield.Been to Sunderland.Been to Salford.Been to Chester.Been to Barnsley.Been to Doncaster.Been to Rotherham.Been to Preston.Been to Hull.Actually spoken to someone on public transport.Been on a day out to the Lake District.Been on a day out to the North York Moors.Been on a day out to the Yorkshire Dales.Been on a day out to the Peak District.Been on a day out to Southport.Been on a day out to Morcambe.Been on a day out to Whitby.Been on a day out to Scarborough.Been on a day out to the Bempton Cliffs.Been on a day out to Hebden Bridge.Been on a school trip to Eureka.Been to Pleasureland Southport.Been on a day out to Robin Hood's Bay.Been on a day out to Yorkshire Sculpture Park.Been on a day out to Knowsley Safari Park.Been to the Museum of Science and Industry.Visited The Lowry.Been on a day out to Jodrell Bank.Visited the Imperial War Museum North.Hung around outside Urbis.Actually gone inside Urbis.Shopped at Affleck's Palace.Been on the Wheel of Manchester.Been to the National Railway Museum in York.Thanked a bus driver.Eaten on curry mile.Done the Otley run.Visited Manchester Art Gallery.Visited the Walker Art Centre.Visited Tate Liverpool.Been to Chester races.Been to Aintree.Been to Newcastle races.Been to York races.Been to Leeds festival.Seen the Superlambbanana in the wild.Been on a school trip to the Jorvik centre.Seen the Angel of the North.Been on a school trip to the Salt Museum.Been to Durham Cathedral.Been to Skipton Castle.Been to Old Trafford.Been on a day out to Chester Zoo.Walked around York city walls.Walked around Chester city wallsBeen on a school trip to Little Moreton Hall.Been on a school trip to Camelot.Been to Delemere forest.Been to Tatton Park.Been to Stretton Watermill.Been to Castle Howard.Been to Cholmondeley Castle.Been to Formby beach.Been on a day out to Blackpool Pleasure Beach.Been up Blackpool Tower.Visited Anfield.Visited St James' Park.Visited Goodison Park.Visited the Britannia Stadium.Visited the Stadium of Light.Visited the Etihad Stadium.Been to the Royal Exchange Theatre.Been to the Everyman Theatre.Been to the MEN arena.Been to the Echo arena.Been to Millennium Square in Leeds.Seen stars from where you live at night.Lost the will to live at Crewe station.Argued about Lancashire county boundaries.Coped with a normal amount of rain without making a fuss.Felt superior to people from London.
How Northern Are You Actually?
You’re not really very Northern at all. Your family have dragged you on a few walks around the Peak District, but you’re in no hurry to return. Think twice before dismissing the North, though; there are some beautiful towns to discover.
You’re kind of Northern. You know how to make a cup of tea properly, and you’ve definitely been involved in a debate about where the North begins before. You know that some of the country’s most beautiful places are in the North and you visit as often as you can.
Reet pet, you’re pretty Northern. You can’t get off a bus without saying thank you to the driver and you’ll never understand why Southerners complain about the rain so much. You may not have tried every Northern delicacy, but that just means there are more delicious foods for you to discover.
By eck, you’re Northern! You’re at your happiest when you’re watching Corrie on the telly and drinking a brew. You don’t consider anything that’s not covered in gravy a meal, and you’re always confused by how unfriendly Southerners are to each other. Basically, you’re mint.