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How Much Of A "Sex And The City" Fan Were You Actually?

"We're so over we need a new word for over."

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  1. Tick every statement that applies to you.

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    You've watched every episode.
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    You've watched every episode more than once.
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    You've watched both films.
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    You've watched both films more than once.
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    The films had nothing on the series.
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    Particularly the second film.
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    But you're hoping they'll make a third anyway.
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    You can't believe that there hasn't been a new episode in a decade.
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    Or that, if "Sex And The City" were real, Brady would turn 12 this year.
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    You know which "Sex And The City" girl you are.
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    You're not Carrie.
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    You know which "Sex And The City" girl all your friends are.
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    None of them are Carrie.
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    But you do narrate your life in Carrie-style questions.
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    You don't know whether it's smarter to follow your heart or your head.
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    Or whether we need drama to make relationships work.
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    Or whether it's possible to believe in love at first sight.
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    Or why it's always something.
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    You come down strongly on one side of the Big vs. Aidan debate.
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    But also on the Trey vs. Harry debate.
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    And the Richard vs. Smith debate.
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    You're still mad at Samantha for breaking up with him.
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    He shaved his head for her!
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    You needed a few days to recover after Aidan and Carrie's breakup at Charlotte's wedding.
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    You have a lot of opinions about "Sex And The City" weddings.
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    Charlotte and Trey's was too perfect to work out.
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    Charlotte and Harry's was so wrong it was right.
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    Big and Carrie's was (eventually) so them.
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    But Miranda and Steve's was the most touching.
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    Particularly the part when Samantha tells the girls she's got breast cancer.
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    And everyone reacts exactly as they should have.
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    You know that your soul mates are your friends.
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    And that you're contractually obliged to curse the days their exes were born.
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    You're kind of jealous of the Carrie-Charlotte-Miranda-Samatha friendship square.
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    You worry that your friends aren't as close as them.
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    You never understood why Aidan took Carrie back.
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    Or why she was so cruel to him.
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    And even though you hated her, you felt sorry for Natasha when she fell down those stairs.
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    And when Carrie turned up to lunch with her.
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    Actually, Natasha seemed like quite a nice lady.
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    You never understood how those women could afford such great appartments.
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    Especially Carrie.
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    And you never understood how she funded her shoe habit.
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    You thought it was a bit unreasonable when she asked Charlotte for money.
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    And you never understood how Charlotte looked so perfect all of the time.
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    You have a favorite guest star.
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    It's Jon Bon Jovi as Seth.
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    No. It's Kat Dennings as Jenny Bier.
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    No. It's John Slattery as Bill Keeley.
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    You were so grossed out when he tried to pee on Carrie.
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    It was almost as bad as the time Berger broke up with her via Post-It note.
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    Or the time Alexander called Charlotte "you fucking bitch, you fucking whore".
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    Or the time Doug used the toilet in front of Miranda.
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    But nothing was as bad as the time James' penis wasn't big enough for Samantha.
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    You can't believe Carrie's tutu in the opening credits only cost $5.
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    Or that Sarah Jessica Parker refused to do full nudity.
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    Or that Cynthia Nixon isn't a natural redhead.
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    Or that Sarah Jessica Parker and Kim Cattrall hated each other IRL.
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    In your head, they're best friends.
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    You wish "Jules & Mimi" were real.
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    You also wish you were brave enough to be try-sexual.
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    And you've vowed never to send your boyfriend to help your friend if she puts her back out.
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    Or to lie about being an air hostess.
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    When you think about Miranda's mother's funeral, you still well up.
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    Especially the part where Samantha tells Miranda she's sorry.
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    And the part where Carrie gets up to walk her down the aisle.
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    Aiden's proposal still makes you cringe.
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    Whereas Harry's gives you goose bumps.
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    Although you're not sure you'd convert to Judaism for a guy.
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    You're so pleased Miranda finally told Steve she loved him.
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    You hope you'll find a man who is as kind as Steve.
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    Or as bold as Big.
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    Or as fit as Smith.
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    Or as perfect as Harry.
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    You'd even tolerate him leaving tea bags around the house.
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    And having a hairy back.
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    And being kind of sweaty
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    Big flying out to Paris made your heart skip a beat.
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    As did Smith waiting for Samantha to finish having sex with Richard.
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    You suspect Smith may be the perfect man.
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    You're in awe of how easily those women picked up men.
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    Especially that monk.
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    You have a favourite series.
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    It's not series 6.
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    You really felt for Miranda when her housekeeper judged her.
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    And for Samantha when everyone in her appartment block judged her.
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    But what really broke your heart was when she tricked Richard into saying he loved her.
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    Richard was so slimy.
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    But even he wasn't as bad as Bunny MacDougal.
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    You admired Carrie's dedication to wearing heels.
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    Actually, you admired most of Carrie's impractical clothing.
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    You tried getting into "The Carrie Diaries".
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    It wasn't the same.
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    You have very strong feelings about Alexandr Petrovsky.
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    You cringed every time Carrie called him "The Russian".
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    Or "My Lover".
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    But also when he read her poetry.
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    And when they danced in McDonald's.
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    He wasn't right for her.
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    You'll never love anyone as much as you love yourself.
 
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