11. Graeme Swann, England
Spin bowler Graeme Swann scores extra points for two things. 1. He’s a part-time musician. 2. He once got caught drink-driving and told police he was driving to a hardware shop to buy tools because his cat was trapped under his floorboards AND GOT AWAY WITH IT.
7. Stuart Broad, England
Bowler Stuart Broad is a bit too skinny but just look at that mop of hair. I don’t even care that he might have cheated in last Thursday’s Test.