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13 Insane Suggestions You'll Find In Harper's Bazaar

Please, please never do these things.

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The "Why Don't You...?" section of Harper's Bazaar, a tribute to former Fashion Editor Diana Vreeland, offers some of the worst suggestions that have ever been made. Herewith, the most bizarre 13.


11. Why don't you...?


Because that sounds like a complete and utter waste of time. And I haven't recorded my hopes and dreams since I was 12-years-old and wanted Max to dance with me at the school disco.

10. Why don't you...?


Because I just cannot, in any way, conceptualise what an early nineties R&B party would look like, or how it would fit into my four-room flat. And I don't understand the second half of the question even slightly.


7. Why don't you...?


Because eating a picnic indoors sounds terrible. When you're cold, you want hot food, no? And anyway, I definitely don't own vintage cutlery or white linen tablecloths and I just don't know what a majestic candelabra looks like.

2. Why don't you...?


For so many reasons. Because I've never attended an event at which both Smarties and champagne were served. Because if I were to attend an event at which both Smarties and champagne were served, I think it would be poor etiquette to start dropping sweeties into my drink. Because Smarties only come in a very limited palate of colours, and so dressing to make this feasible would be overly complicated.


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