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22 Indisputable Facts Every Girls' Girl Appreciates

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1. Girls who "just get on better with guys" are the enemy.

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Girls who have more male than female friends are not to be trusted. Girl friends are better than boy friends. End of.

2. But if one of your gal pals introduces you to someone new, they're immediately in your gang.

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You know that your girl friends have impeccable taste, so their friends are automatically your friends.

3. Same goes for their mums and sisters.

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Catching up with your girl friends should be 90% about finding out what's new with them, and 10% checking that their mums and sisters are doing alright too.

4. Eating is an incredibly important part of any female friendship.

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Girls who fry carbs together, stay together; that's how the saying goes.

5. In fact, the vast majority of female bonding happens while hangover eating.

Once someone has seen you mop up your remaining baked beans using your eighth hash brown as a shovel, they're a friend for life.
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Once someone has seen you mop up your remaining baked beans using your eighth hash brown as a shovel, they're a friend for life.

6. It's important for your gal pals to maintain a running WhatsApp group. Even if it exists mostly to share pictures of your lunches and screenshots of texts.

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You need to know that you have a lil' team, on standby, for whenever you might need their help.

7. Getting to know each other's S.O.s starts with a quick google, followed by an extensive social media stalk and an in-depth text analysis. Only then will you meet them.

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And if you're the one introducing your S.O. to your girl friends, you make damn sure they know how important it is that they impress them.

8. Being a girl's girl means being on call 24 hours a day.

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If someone needs a pep talk, debrief, or just a voice on the end of the phone when they're walking back home late at night, it is your duty to be available.

9. And you must always jump to the defence of your girl friends.

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Even when you don't know both sides of the story.

10. If one of your girl friends hates someone, by default you hate them too.

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Whether it's someone who was mean to them in primary school, their S.O.'s ex who will not stop liking their Facebook pictures, or their work colleague who you've never met: If they hate them, you hate them.

11. It is only OK to upload an ugly picture of one of your friends to social media if you also look ugly in it.

Otherwise it's just mean.
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Otherwise it's just mean.

12. You sincerely enjoy getting ready for a girls' night out more than the night out itself.

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Putting on make-up, pre drinking, and posing for selfies ftw.

13. And when you're out, you're experts at warding off unwanted attention.

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But equally, you're all excellent wing women.

14. You really know you've found a friend for life if you manage to pee in front of each other without batting an eyelid.

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It's just a more efficient way of spreading gossip.

15. It's perfectly acceptable to talk collectively about "the men", even though you don't actually mind ~all~ of them.

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"What's wrong?" "Ughhh, it's the men again."

16. It's not just each other's exes that are off limits. It's everyone your friends have ever fancied.

There are enough potential S.O.s in the world to go round. There's just no need for overlap.
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There are enough potential S.O.s in the world to go round. There's just no need for overlap.

17. And befriending your ex's new partners is a no-go too.

No one needs new friends anyway.
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No one needs new friends anyway.

18. You must celebrate all of each other's career achievements with excessive booze.

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Every promotion, pay rise, or good new office seating plan should be toasted.

19. Being a girl's girl means being able to describe someone's "vibe" to your friends and feel confident that they get what you mean.

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"He was the kind of guy who spent 15 minutes in the bathroom every time. Even when he was obviously just peeing."

20. But you never ever judge other women.

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We all get judged enough already, thanks.

21. And you also don't have any time for dishonesty.

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If your girl friend asks for an honest opinion, you must give it to her. Sugarcoat it, by all means, but give it to her.

22. Basically, Brooke from One Tree Hill nailed it.

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Just stay focused on making your girl friends feel 10/10 at all times, and everything will work out. 💁