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19 Childish Insults You Need Back In Your Life

"I know you are, but what am I?"

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1. "I know you are, but what am I?"

2. "If you like it so much, why don't you marry it?"

3. "That's minging."

4. "You look nice...NOT!"

5. "Takes one to know one."

6. "Teacher's pet."

7. "Why are you such a scaredy-cat?"

8. "She who says it is it."

9. "Can you hear a buzzing noise?"

10. "I'm telling."

11. "Tell-tale tit!"

12. "No way, José."

13. "Talk to the hand because the face ain't listening."

14. "Your face."

15. "Your mum."

16. "Take a chill pill."

17. "You look really pretty...on Opposites Day."

18. "I'm rubber, you're glue. Whatever bounces off me sticks to you."

19. "LALALALALALALALALALALA CAN'T HEAR."