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The 28 Golden Rules Of Celebrity Tattoos

Listen up, Cara Delevingne et al: tattooing the sole of your foot is not OK.

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2. Large heart tattoos that say "FAMILY" across the middle of them belong exclusively to tramps who walk dogs on bits of old rope.


9. If you're going to insist upon circling your entire left eye with a garish pattern, make sure you copyright it first.


Mike Tyson learned the hard way, when The Hangover Part II copied his COOL design.


14. There are better ways to express an enthusiasm for geography than by tattooing the longitudes and latitudes of your childrens' birthplaces onto your arm.


20. And ice creams are for eating, not getting permanently etched into your cheeks.

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Why did Gucci Mane do this? "I live my life cool as ice... as in I'm so icy I'll make ya say 'Brr,'" he explained. Glad that's cleared up.

23. Do a bit of planning first. Tattoos r 4 lyf.

Of Brad Pitt's back tatt, Angelina said, "I drew that. We went to Davos. It's not that we were bored at the World Economic Forum, but one night we didn't have anything to do, so I was drawing on his back."