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    Apr 25, 2016

    22 British Puddings That Will Make All Americans Jealous

    No one does puddings quite as well as Brits.

    1. Proper chocolate

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    There's a reason Americans always beg Brits to bring chocolate when they visit: Cadburys chocolate is a million times nicer than Hershey's. Sorry.

    2. Scones with clotted cream and jam

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    Clotted cream is one of the best things in the world, and eating big dollops of it on top of scones is an act of genius — especially if the scones are still warm from the oven.

    3. Mince pies

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    While you guys are eating pumpkin pie throughout the holiday season, we're stuffing ourselves with mince pies. They're like little bites of heaven, and it's time you started eating them too.

    4. Carrot cake

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    A cake made out of carrots doesn't sound delicious, but it is delicious. Especially when it's covered in a thick layer of cream cheese icing and served with a hot cup of tea. A proper cup of tea, that is.

    5. Real pancakes

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    We're talking about pancakes that you make in a pan, not on a griddle. They take virtually no time to cook, and can be served with lemon and sugar, Nutella, or frankly whatever you fancy. The main point is: They should be paper thin.

    6. Egg custard tarts

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    You have eggnog, we have egg custard tarts. And whilst eggnog is gross, nutmeg-covered egg custard tarts are delicious.

    7. Chelsea buns

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    We mean the ones that are covered in so much sugar glaze that biting into them feels as though it's going to pull your teeth out. That's a proper Chelsea bun.

    8. Fondant fancies

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    Sure, they're often served by grandmas. But they're also bloody delicious, and the Mr Kipling ones from the pack are just as good as the real thing if you're feeling lazy.

    9. Sticky toffee pudding

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    Best served with a thick toffee sauce and a scoop of vanilla ice cream. It's the ultimate indulgent pub dessert.

    10. Viennetta

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    What could be nicer than slices of soft ice cream broken up with razor-thin chocolate layers? It's the perfect pudding for when you can't be bothered to cook.

    11. Bakewell tart

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    There aren't many things nicer than a generous slice of Bakewell tart. And there's not a marshmallow in sight.

    12. Trifle

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    There's no doubt about it: Trifle is the king of British puddings. Consisting of fruit, sherry-soaked sponge, custard, and whipped cream, a homemade trifle is the perfect pudding to eat on a summer's day.

    13. Proper biscuits

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    No, we don't mean cookies. We're talking about bourbons, and chocolate Hobnobs, and custard creams: biscuits you can dunk into your tea. No one does biscuits as well as us.

    14. Iced buns

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    It's a simple concept, but that doesn't make it any less delicious. And our iced buns beat your doughnuts hands down.

    15. Bread and butter pudding

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    Every adult knows that using up your leftovers is a responsible thing to do. And luckily for us Brits, day-old bread works best in a bread and butter pudding. Best served with proper custard.

    16. Hot crumble and custard

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    Now pay attention: The above picture shows a perfectly reasonable ratio of crumble: custard.

    17. Ice cream and jelly

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    Every single Brit has eaten ice cream and jelly at a kid's birthday party at some point in their life. And frankly, more adults should eat this dessert.

    18. Battenburg cake

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    Americans should try coating more of their cakes with marzipan. It tastes gorgeous and it looks gorgeous.

    19. Eton mess

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    Not all cream has to be squirty cream, you know? And mixing proper whipped cream with meringue and fresh strawberries is genuinely brilliant.

    20. Knickerbocker glory

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    Banana splits are all well and good, but there's something incredibly satisfying about getting right to the bottom of a knickerbocker glory. And the combination of ice cream, cream, berries, meringue, syrup, nuts, and cherries is just 10/10.

    21. Treacle tart

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    Our treacle is a million times better than your syrup, and there's nothing nicer than a rich slice of treacle tart with a big scoop of clotted cream.

    22. Banoffee pie

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    From the crumbled biscuit base to the toffee centre, banoffee pies are as good as British desserts come.

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