25.Marnie from Girls is the only person who understands how you feel.
26.Unless you make your breakfast smile, you can be sure you never will.
27.This is how you feel every time a friend gets a new job.
28.You've started poking again on Facebook.
29.When you're expecting a parcel and the postman knocks at your door, you don't answer because at least collecting post from the post office will be something to do tomorrow.
30.You wake up. It's a new day. There are so many new opportunities. And then you realise...
31.You've collected every coffee shop loyalty card in the whole world.
32.You want to keep going out, but you need to keep applying for jobs, so this is the only solution.
33.This is something you genuinely just Googled.
34.This is how you feel when you get your 95th job rejection of the day.