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17 People And Things Named Chris That Are More Deserving Of A Holiday Than Columbus

Because none of them ever stole an entire country from someone.

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1. Christopher Wallace (Biggie Smalls)

Jay Z said it best: "The only Christopher we acknowledge is Wallace" because even 10 years after his untimely death, Biggie is still one of the greatest rappers to ever do it.
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Jay Z said it best: "The only Christopher we acknowledge is Wallace" because even 10 years after his untimely death, Biggie is still one of the greatest rappers to ever do it.

2. Chris Francis (Frank Ocean)

Because Frank will lie to us and then put out music so beautiful that we have no choice but to forgive him. A true gift.
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Because Frank will lie to us and then put out music so beautiful that we have no choice but to forgive him. A true gift.

3. Chris Rock

Because the comedian-turned-actor has been entertaining us for over a decade. His Good Hair documentary alone is worth more history book pages than Columbus.
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Because the comedian-turned-actor has been entertaining us for over a decade. His Good Hair documentary alone is worth more history book pages than Columbus.

4. Chris Tucker

Because Friday and the Rush Hour trilogy will forever stand the test of time.
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Because Friday and the Rush Hour trilogy will forever stand the test of time.

5. Christopher Bridges (Ludacris)

I mean, the man gave us Chicken & Beer and helped put southern hip hop on the map.
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I mean, the man gave us Chicken & Beer and helped put southern hip hop on the map.

6. Hurricane Chris

Because "Halle Berry" is one of the greatest songs of our time – don't @ me.
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Because "Halle Berry" is one of the greatest songs of our time – don't @ me.

7. Kris Kross

For giving us the phrase "wiggity, wiggity, wiggity wack."
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For giving us the phrase "wiggity, wiggity, wiggity wack."

8. Chris Paul

NBA stats and Olympic gold medals aside, Chris gave us the best State Farm commercial of all time.
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NBA stats and Olympic gold medals aside, Chris gave us the best State Farm commercial of all time.

9. Christopher Martin a.k.a. Play from Kid n' Play.

Two words: House Party.
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Two words: House Party.

10. Dr. Chris Turk from Scrubs

Because he was one of the best TV doctors for almost a decade.
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Because he was one of the best TV doctors for almost a decade.

11. Chris Bosh

For all the memes, GIFs, and jokes. Oh, and all he's done on the court too.
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For all the memes, GIFs, and jokes. Oh, and all he's done on the court too.

12. Chris from Everybody Hates Chris.

Because despite the show's title, Chris and his family were fun to watch. Especially at the time, because there were no other black families on network TV.
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Because despite the show's title, Chris and his family were fun to watch. Especially at the time, because there were no other black families on network TV.

13. Christopher Gardner (both the real one and the character from Pursuit of Happiness).

Both the real one and Will Smith’s excellent portrayal of him in the movie Pursuit of Happiness.
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Both the real one and Will Smith’s excellent portrayal of him in the movie Pursuit of Happiness.

14. Milan Christopher

Ok hear me out lol. Despite all the messiness, he was part of the Love & Hip Hop's first same-sex couple, so he still ranks higher than stealing a group of people's land and culture if you ask me.
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Ok hear me out lol. Despite all the messiness, he was part of the Love & Hip Hop's first same-sex couple, so he still ranks higher than stealing a group of people's land and culture if you ask me.

15. Crisco

Columbus robbed a culture, Crisco feeds a culture.
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Columbus robbed a culture, Crisco feeds a culture.

16. Cristal

Because it appeared in more music videos in the early 2000s than any of your favorite entertainers.
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Because it appeared in more music videos in the early 2000s than any of your favorite entertainers.

17. And last but not least, your Uncle Chris.

In the meantime, just celebrate Indigenous People’s Day instead.

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