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How Stressed Out Does This Goddamn Beyoncé Album Have You?

Blood pressure = Lemonade.

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  1. Check all that apply.

    I’m afraid to go to bed before midnight.
    I check her iTunes page daily.
    I check her Vevo page daily.
    I check beyonce.com daily.
    I check her Instagram daily.
    I check her Twitter (even though she never uses it) daily.
    I follow @TheBeyHiveTeam because they’re usually right.
    I get Google alerts for all things Beyoncé.
    I have a Tidal subscription.
    I’ve been in "Formation" since February.
    I’ve listened to "Formation" every day since February.
    I’ve watched the "Formation" video every day since February.
    I got mad when Elle magazine did a big dramatic countdown just to announce the cover we all knew about already.
    I bought a piece of Ivy Park clothing the day it came out.
    I use the bee emoji regularly.
    I’ve tweeted at @Beyonce asking when the album is coming/what she’s doing.
    I’ve apologized to @Beyonce after questioning her decisions.
    I’ve left an angry Instagram comment under a pic of her living her life while we struggling to stay in Formation.
    I started a Beyoncé savings account so I’m always prepared for a surprise anything.
    I asked someone for their HBO Go password so I can watch Lemonade this weekend.
    I cancelled all my plans for 4.23.16.
    I can’t stop drinking lemonade.
    I bought stock in Lemonade.
    I’m drinking lemonade right now.
    My blood type = Lemonade.
    I don’t even like lemonade but I’ll drink it if that’s what the Queen wants.
    I’ll be spending the next 6 days questioning if Lemonade is an album, motion picture, or a promo for what I should drink this summer.
    I've watched the trailer a few dozen times.
    I've watched the trailer starting at stopping frame by frame in an effort to figure out what it's about.
    I had a theory about the album release date that included math.
    I’m afraid to go places with no wifi.
    I’m afraid to put my phone down ever.
    I can’t eat.
    I can’t sleep.
    I’ve become withdrawn from regular life activities.

How Stressed Out Does This Goddamn Beyoncé Album Have You?

Do you realize we're on the brink of Beyoncé's Thriller era?! Get it together!

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And it's warranted! Being apart of the beyhive is stressful!

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While the power of Beyoncé is strong, don't let it really take you out. You need to be healthy for when the album actually comes out!

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