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How Stressed Out Does This Goddamn Beyoncé Album Have You?

Blood pressure = Lemonade.

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    I’m afraid to go to bed before midnight.
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    I check her iTunes page daily.
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    I check her Vevo page daily.
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    I check beyonce.com daily.
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    I check her Instagram daily.
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    I check her Twitter (even though she never uses it) daily.
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    I follow @TheBeyHiveTeam because they’re usually right.
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    I get Google alerts for all things Beyoncé.
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    I have a Tidal subscription.
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    I’ve been in "Formation" since February.
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    I’ve listened to "Formation" every day since February.
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    I’ve watched the "Formation" video every day since February.
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    I got mad when Elle magazine did a big dramatic countdown just to announce the cover we all knew about already.
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    I bought a piece of Ivy Park clothing the day it came out.
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    I use the bee emoji regularly.
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    I’ve tweeted at @Beyonce asking when the album is coming/what she’s doing.
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    I’ve apologized to @Beyonce after questioning her decisions.
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    I’ve left an angry Instagram comment under a pic of her living her life while we struggling to stay in Formation.
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    I started a Beyoncé savings account so I’m always prepared for a surprise anything.
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    I asked someone for their HBO Go password so I can watch Lemonade this weekend.
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    I cancelled all my plans for 4.23.16.
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    I can’t stop drinking lemonade.
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    I bought stock in Lemonade.
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    I’m drinking lemonade right now.
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    My blood type = Lemonade.
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    I don’t even like lemonade but I’ll drink it if that’s what the Queen wants.
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    I’ll be spending the next 6 days questioning if Lemonade is an album, motion picture, or a promo for what I should drink this summer.
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    I've watched the trailer a few dozen times.
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    I've watched the trailer starting at stopping frame by frame in an effort to figure out what it's about.
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    I had a theory about the album release date that included math.
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    I’m afraid to go places with no wifi.
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    I’m afraid to put my phone down ever.
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    I can’t eat.
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    I can’t sleep.
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    I’ve become withdrawn from regular life activities.
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