"So I've come across you by the means of social media and against better judgement and all logic have decided to go ahead and message you after surmising that you are seemingly quite intriguing and to be even more frank, a fit bloke. So here is a list of the best pick up lines that I laughed out loud to ( as well as my mates when I shared it with them) and went down a rabbit hole searching. Hopefully you will reply in kind."
1. Damn boy, my love for you is like the murder of William Desmond Taylor; complex and inexplicable.
2. You look a little compressed. I’ve got just the right algorithm for you.
3. You must be my complementary angle because together, we’re right.
4. Hey babe, forget the capitalist mode of seduction- there’s a revolution in my pants today and it’s all about satisfying your human needs.
5. Hey boy, I will always support the free market system, but it’s still really hard for me to stay out of your business. Let’s accelerate the inflation rate so I can fill the vacancy in your heart.
6. DAMN Boy, are you a moral nihilist? Cause I’m pretty sure that smile is beyond good and evil.
7. Hey babe, you and me, we’re like space and time- our love is four- dimensional. The universe is not the only thing that’s expanding when I’m around you...
8. The simplest explanation is usually the correct one. Therefore- you want to sleep with me.
9. Damn boy, my love for you is greater than Julius Caesar’s fear and anxiety in 52 BCE.
10. Hey babe, I love feeling your rationally self interested heart beat next to mine, but I just love checking my own pulse more. Are you ready to step on the rungs of opportunity to climb my ladder of success?
"Right so in all seriousness, I hope this message finds you well, and hopefully gave you a much needed laugh to start your day! Sincerely, Sylvia xx"
**sources: Google, @pickuptheorist, Tumblr, Reddit, Buzzfeed Blue
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