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13 Problems Only People Born And Raised In Space Will Understand

If your whole life has been spent on an interstellar spacecraft, this one's for you. Catch more folks like yourself on Ascension. A 3 night event. Premieres Monday, Dec. 15 at 9/8c. Only on Syfy.

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1. When someone gives you directions, it's real easy to feel like you're going in circles.

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"Oh yeah, just turn left and you'll see Cabin 45 immediately. Can't miss it. It's the one under the fluorescent lights."

11. At some point, you come down with "the crisis."

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Most kids would be thrilled to have their job be "astronaut." But when that's the only choice you have, it can lead to a little bit of an existential crisis.

12. Ion storms ain't nothing to mess with.

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You've heard stories about hurricanes and tornadoes, but those sound downright quaint compared to a giant burst of electromagnetic radiation headed right for the only home you've ever known.

For more problems only people born in space understand, watch #Ascension. A 3 night event. Premieres Monday, Dec. 15 at 9/8c. Only on Syfy.

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