13 People You Would Probably Boot Off Your Spaceship
If you're not pulling your weight, you're dead weight. To see space travelers doing their share, and some that aren't, watch Ascension. A 3-night event. Premieres Monday, Dec. 15 at 9/8c. Only on Syfy.
1.This guy, who wasted precious Earth spices to do the cinnamon challenge:
2.This guy, who would be demoted from his Safety Officer position, like, immediately:
3.This man, who likely wouldn't help out a fellow crew member in danger:
4.This guy, who is the worst at calculating object trajectory:
5.This dude, who doesn't think food rations apply to him:
6.This kid, who is far from a rocket scientist:
7.This guy, who is no good whatsoever for crew morale:
8.This bro, who would ruin our lunar rover in no time flat:
9.This girl, who clearly didn't do well enough in physics to join a space crew:
10.This guy, who can never seem to remember where the escape hatch is:
11.This girl, who simply cannot be trusted:
12.This "payload specialist":
13.Finally, this dog, who refuses to follow the orders of a superior:
There are those you would boot off the ship, and then there are those who take their roles seriously. To see the latter category, watch Ascension. A 3-night event. Premieres Monday, December 15 at 9/8c. Only on Syfy.
