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Which One Of The Wiggles Should You Totally Hook Up With?

Pick a wiggly friend to complete your fun, experimental throuple:

And lastly, pick a Wiggles song title that could be deceptively dirty:

You should casually hook up with Jeff, also known as the Purple Wiggle. He likes to sleep a lot, so it'll never be awkward when you leave in the middle of the night. Congrats, I'd bet Jeff is a surprisingly good lay!

Jeff

Greg gives off the DILFiest vibes of the whole crew, no doubt. He's a little bit of a player, but you're kinda into that. Just don't get too attached or he'll drop you like a hot potato, hot potato!!!!!!

Greg

Murray Wiggle is an introverted musician-type who will probably catch feels after your hand accidentally brushes against his silver Wiggles belt buckle. You should probably talk to him about boundaries.

Murray

Everyone knows Anthony Wiggle has quite the appetite — for both food and testing sexual limits! Things will be fun and exciting for a little, but I will say that Anthony is a notorious ghoster. Still, there's no denying that he — much like a juicy fruit salad — is quite yummy yummy.

Anthony

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Which One Of The Wiggles Should You Totally Hook Up With?

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