Oh, college. Classes, parties, general antics, the occasional minor (and often accidental) well-intentioned theft... wait, what?
Hear me out: I'm not talking about felonies and, like, actual crime you'd see on the 10 o'clock news. I'm talking about very SILLY and INNOCENT heists!!!
For example, maybe you took a frat's letter just... because.
Or maybe you stole several loaves of bread from the dining hall one late and ~reckless~ night.
Or perhaps you pulled off a TRULY ICONIC burglary and snatched your school mascot's head on the day of the big game.
