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What's The Funniest Thing You Ever Stole In College?

"Has anyone seen my vodka?"

Oh, college. Classes, parties, general antics, the occasional minor (and often accidental) well-intentioned theft... wait, what?

Comedy Central

Hear me out: I'm not talking about felonies and, like, actual crime you'd see on the 10 o'clock news. I'm talking about very SILLY and INNOCENT heists!!!

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For example, maybe you took a frat's letter just... because.

Or maybe you stole several loaves of bread from the dining hall one late and ~reckless~ night.

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Or perhaps you pulled off a TRULY ICONIC burglary and snatched your school mascot's head on the day of the big game.

So if you've ever stolen something funny in college, let us know the story in the DropBox below. Our favorites will be featured in an upcoming BuzzFeed Community post or video!