Sometimes kids' books, movies, and general childhood experiences are kind of...unintentionally sexual.
And don't get me wrong – they DEFINITELY aren't supposed to be, but kids have dirty minds even before knowing what's actually dirty.
Like maybe the photography in your favorite book growing up actually may have contributed to your...uhh...bedroom preferences...?
Or perhaps you loved seeing how far you could fit bananas down your throat because it was just a fun and harmless competition, you guys, I swear!!!!!!!!!
Or maybe Professor from The Powerpuff Girls gave you — I'm just gonna say it — a big ol' daddy fetish.
