1. This week, someone went into an Apple Store and ~memed~:
who tf came into the store and did this
2. And then this couple quickly followed suit:
Smh my girlfriend and I get a cat and suddenly we don’t know how to act
3. This mom made the sweetest makeshift Christmas "tree" for her kid's teeny, tiny apartment:
4. This father-son duo danced to the ABCs:
My son wanted to show me his abc’s so it was only right that I rocked out with him.
5. This dad DID 👏 NOT 👏 WANT 👏 A 👏 DOG 👏:
dad : doesn't want a dog family : gets dog anyway dad : (redditor : u/johndoe4485)
6. This guy proved to be *LITERALLY* Drake incarnate:
you cannot tell me this isn’t exactly how drake sounds
7. This wholesome dog rescue montage unhinged me emotionally, but in a good, therapeutic way:
A year ago I was in a dark place and kept praying that god would give me a sign. Exactly a year ago today I found a puppy on the side of the road in the middle of nowhere. No one reported a missing dog so I took him home with me. That day I didn’t just save him, He saved me.
8. THE LIZZIE MCGUIRE REBOOT ANNOUNCED THE RETURN OF OUR OG GORDO™!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
HEY NOW HEY NOW THIS IS WHAT DREAMS ARE MADE OF
9. DAVE 👏 HERE 👏 DID 👏 HIS 👏 BEST!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 👏
This is Dave. He goes to hydrotherapy every week to strengthen his legs. Usually just floats around. Maybe a quick nap too. 14/10 you’re doing great Dave
10. We were all introduced to the most pleasing TikTok subgenre known as "Christmas explosions":
A thread of Christmas explosion videos from Tik Tok bc they’re my fucking favorite:
11. These two acted perfectly normal and I have zero questions:
12. THIS DAD BROUGHT HOME FLOWERS FOR HIS DAUGHTER AND I'M—:
13. The Shrimp King™ was presented with priceless coin and ware:
Your worthless trinkets do not please the Shrimp King
14. And lastly, this guy was forever hailed a hero:
I worked at McDonald’s for two and a half years and I put 11 nuggets in almost every 10-piece I made